Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Steppin Razor]

I'm a survivor from an overpass bricking.

....well this is awkward...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've never been to Australia.
In fact the only bits of the land of Oz that I?ve ever seen was from that Oprah special.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I

[HEADING=2]Am[/HEADING]

[HEADING=1]OPRAH[/HEADING]

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm Dr.Phil.

How did we not know this?

 

[Amy Sorel]

I hid an apple in the piano in the tree above you.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I broke all the pianos and replaced them with chocolate.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I melted all your pianos to make fondue.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I broke your tea set.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I stepped on your lucky mouse..

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I trained your lucky mouse to assassinate you...

 

[Roxas1359]

I sent the moose to Alaska...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I sent you to Alaska with your moose.

 

[Sassafrass]

I once open mouth kisses that moose.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I can't read.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I punched your cake into a gooey mess...

 

[Roxas1359]

I hid your Gran in that cake...

 

[Sassafrass]

I hid your computer in your gran in that cake.
And I put Franklyn in it.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I sold you to a travelling circus!

 

[Roxas1359]

I'm sorry; you must repeat the first grade...