Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[MartianWarMachine]

I stole your blood, and spilled it over your picture. Sorry about that.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I will stab you.
With bullets.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I took your hat and I'm never giving it back.

 

[Sacman]

I am your Father... join me and together we can rule the universe as father and daughter...<.<

 

[Admiral Stukov]

What about me? I could be someones granddad for all you know.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Remember that prostitute on Korhal? I am your great-grandchild.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

So? I'm keeping all of my funds.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I melted the vault containing your funds, sorry about that.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I kinda sold your deathray...

 

[MartianWarMachine]

D:

Now I have to make another one...

...I'm the reason your hair is that colour. I keep forgetting that machines don't need blood...

 

[scorptatious]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

...I put a Thunderstone in your food.

 

[FrostyChick]

I can't stop staring into your brilliant green eyes... ^///^

 

[mParadox]

I adore your blue eye.

 

[SckizoBoy]

I worship your red eye

 

[Amy Sorel]

I told the ghostbusters where you live, mr. Reaper!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I may have cut all your hair off out of boredom...

 

[mParadox]

I may or may not have sent 'pictures' to William and Ronald.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I may have burned your suit...

 

[Amy Sorel]

I broke your lazer thing...