Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[MartianWarMachine]

YOU broke my heat ray? D:

It's a good thing I have spares...

By the way, I stole some of your blood while you were asleep. Sorry about that, but I needed it to live.

 

[FrostyChick]

I stole your spare heat rays. >.>

 

[Scde2]

I'm still afraid of your funbags.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I stole the colour from your picture and used it to paint the Mystery Machine, which I then melted.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I faked the War of the Worlds.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

We fed you hallucinagenic drugs to make you think that you faked War of the Worlds.

 

[mParadox]

I ate that last piece of cheesecake.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

D:

I shall have to acquire some more, then!

 

[Best of the 3]

Looked better with the glasses off.

 

[PyroteknicSpartan91]

I faked having a girlfreind WAA THER I SAID IT HAPPY NOW!!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I replaced your bullets with jelly beans...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I've made an 8-bit cover of the entire soundtrack to War of the worlds consisting of one note.

 

[H20 Pirate]

I stole you're PHD, all for the singular purpose of convincing chicks I was a hot doctor Person.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I stole that PHD that you stole and used it to acquire enough metal to rebuild a fighting machine...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I sneezed on your pilot. Sorry.

 

[Scde2]

I took your weekly allowance to fund war in Vietnam.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I can't guess which is the girl...

I want to say... the one on the right, but...

 

[H20 Pirate]

I'm sorry to tell you that I stole you're warmachine's main cannon, but on the bright side it's a great mantle piece.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Why does everyone keep stealing my stuff? What have I ever done to you?

...I buned down your house. Sorry about that.