Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[The Clown]

Thanks *regrows eyebrows* damn, until I find a sponge i'm gonna have 4 of these

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I gorilla glued The Clowns nose onto your head as you slept

 

[TheDoctor455]

I programmed that really annoying glitch into your system all those years ago...

 

[The Clown]

I gave you a mohawk

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im the reason all you can say is HO HO HO

 

[TheDoctor455]

(sighs)

Well... that'll last about 10 minutes.

Anyway...

I stole your lamps... leaving your avatar in the shadows.

EDIT:
Ninja'd by Cortana... that's odd.

Well.... that uber-annoying glitch I mentioned... it should be kicking in right about... now.
(ducks behind the nearest cover)

 

[The Clown]

I ate papa smurf

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Papa smurf was your father.

 

[xmbts]

Wait...so that makes us siblings.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... why the hell would I care if the Clown ate Papa Smurf?
I'm not a smurf.

That joke is old, and stopped being funny after the third time that Best used it.
Think of something else... other than Avatar, obviously.


OT:
I did a DNA test... and no... you're not a child of papa smurf...
you're a child of King Kong.

 

[xmbts]

Ah, that makes perfect sense.

 

[Scde2]

You are tasty. :0

 

[Triscut900]

I killed your schmuucums

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I threw you out cause I prefered wheat thins

 

[Triscut900]

I wanted to destroy you from day one

 

[TheDoctor455]

I threw you out because I don't like cereal.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im running low on embarrsing things to confess

 

[Scde2]

I stole your embarrassing confessions.

 

[mParadox]

I borrowed your car for a spin.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I told the Borgia captain where your new base of operations is