Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am the one who mutated you so horribly.

 

[Triscut900]

I befriended the velociraptor, then used it to guard me while I sleep (I can go to sleep now due to my ocd of having to get to 1100 posts by the end of tonight)

I am the nether

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I sold your secret recipe to the competition

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the reason you keep waking up in strange places.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm they guy that stole your ladder when you were cleaning the gutters.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I then stole the ladder from you.

 

[FrostyChick]

I dismantled the ladder into two, ten foot poles and sold them for more than the original guy bought the ladder for.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Puddi puddi

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I installed spyware in your computer.

 

[mParadox]

I married that Vespucci girl.

There's a reason i didn't. =3

OT: You know that flash? It was a missile.

 

[Scde2]

I'd puddi'd in your puddi.

 

[mParadox]

.... i have missed a few conversations so my knowledge is kinda rusty... humour me.

What the hell is puddi'd?

 

[Scde2]

This is puddi.

 

[mParadox]

-_-.... ok.... big pudding.

 

[FrostyChick]

I haven't played Assassins Creed 2. >.>

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I surgically grafted cat ears to your head.

 

[The Clown]

I ate you birthday cake.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I removed most of your teeth.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I turned your house into vapor.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It does that on its own, you must have tripped something... it just moved to somewhere else.

I trapped you in that bullet-proof glass prison.