Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm your postman.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm your Horseman.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why would I care?

I broke your UFO... and replaced it with a child's toy.

 

[Scde2]

I plan on dying you blue again.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I dyed your hair blue the first time.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I replaced your book with manga porn.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I stole your stuff.

...All of it.

 

[The Clown]

I stole all the stuff you stole and gave it back to the doctor.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I planted mines in your fridge.

 

[Vrex360]

I have impure thoughts about Ashley and Jack from Mass Effect, which is bad for my reputation given that they are both humans.

 

[Protocol95]

Oh those holes in your assault carriers? Yeah my bad.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I replaced your bullets with cheese.

 

[The Clown]

I replaced your hat with an espionage bear.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I replaced your pillow with a Soviet War Bear.

 

[mParadox]

That Soviet War Bear was patriotic to America.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It's still going to eat the clown. <.<

 

[mParadox]

I know. I just corrected your statement.

That is all, Admiral.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I had the Animus mark you for assassination.

 

[mParadox]

That explains the multiplayer component. :|

I crashed your servers.