Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Spoonius]

I ate Hman121's tie.

 

[mParadox]

That juice you're holding? That ain't juice.

 

[Spoonius]

Too right! It's beer.

Also... I turned you gay.

 

[mParadox]

I turned you.... straight!

 

[Spoonius]

I pissed in your hat.

 

[mParadox]

I... no.... that would be too indecent for my tastes.

 

[Spoonius]

Go on... say it.

 

[mParadox]

I bended that spoon. Your wife. :X

 

[mParadox]

*winces* stay away from me...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I have photographic evidence that proves that both you and your wife had been molesting a young salad fork.

 

[The Clown]

I publicised all those lewd pictures of you with that wombat.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I never wanted to be a linesman.

I always wanted to be...........A LUMBERJACK!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I ate your slice of the pie..

 

[The Clown]

I... replaced all your AIDS with HIV to make the process longer.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I changed the meaning of HIV to make it Higher Index Variable.

 

[The Clown]

I renamed your dog gerald.

 

[i don't know]

>.>, <.<, -. _.-, ok, I'm sorry for that time that your nose was soggy, it in fact wasn't even your nose, just some big red *truck drives by* and then I met your mom who looked almost like you, she invited me for a nice evening of *car crash*. After that amazing *random explosion*, I had problems with my legs.

 

[i don't know]

>.>, <.<, -. _.-, ok, I'm sorry for that time that your nose was soggy, it in fact wasn't even your nose, just some big red *truck drives by* and then I met your mom who looked almost like you, she invited me for a nice evening of *car crash*. After that amazing *random explosion*, I had problems with my legs. I'm sorry for making you put the outcome of all that on your face.

 

[The Clown]

I...made you double post