Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[TheDoctor455]

I pushed your baby daleks out of the nest before they could fly.

And then I ate them. They were delicious.

EDIT:
I stuck a live grenade up your ass for ninja'ing me.

 

[Trivun]

I... I... I CAN'T SAY IT! Well, okay, if I must, then here goes...

[small]I like the smell of my own farts...[/small]

 

[Sacman]

I'm sorry but you have... aids...<.<

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

This is in fact tomorrow.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You're actually not On the Record.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Gonzo is street slang for moneybags.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... this may be a bad time, but would you like some grilled Dalek?

 

[jackpipsam]

what are you looking at?

 

[Spoonius]

I crashed the Matrix.

 

[mParadox]

I am Smith.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I am Smith.

What a coincidence, I'm Wesson. Wanna build something together?

 

[mParadox]

Yes..... Rapture!!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Yeah...
I was thinking of starting with something a bit smaller.

Oh well Rapture it is, what could possibly go wrong?

 

[havass]

How about an idiot whose plane had crashed, coming in and destroying Rapture?

 

[TheDoctor455]

How about an idiot whose plane had crashed, coming in and destroying Rapture?

Not gonna happen if I'm around.

I want to help out...
but so that we're fair... we need to have equal parts devoted to science and magic. They should balance each other out.

 

[Amy Sorel]

I shaved your head when you were sleeping.

 

[mParadox]

I dyed your head black.... night black.... jet black... ALL kinds of black.

OffT: And after that....we move on to bigger things.... like Columbia!!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

My goal is to replace my soul with coffee and become immortal.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Good luck with that... I could point you to how I became immortal... but...
I'm not sure how much you'd go for it.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Oh I'd prefer a technological method of achieving immortality.
That is to say not true immortality, but putting death on hold until further notice.