Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[i don't know]

No, Escapist did that >.<, wait, so you're okay with what I done(to your face)?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I made an error during surgery. You will never be able to breathe out your nostril again.

 

[i don't know]

..., I never used my nose anyways I forgive.

Thats not a hat, thats a, you know what, never mind. Enjoy your hat.

 

[The Clown]

I am a blue spy

 

[TheDoctor455]

I am a green spy.

 

[Hman121]

I ate the cake in your fridge that you were saving up for that one special occasion.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Didn't have a cake in there.

I threw up on you favorite suit.

 

[Spoonius]

I ate some of your hair.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i had a party at your house and didn't invite you

 

[TheDoctor455]

I shit on your face while you slept.

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i wasn't sleeping

 

[TheDoctor455]

I slipped LSD into your tea.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I hacked your computer. Just to see if I could.

 

[Spoonius]

I sent the anti-hacking police to your house.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I am the law anti-hacking police.

 

[The Clown]

I invited him...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I signed you up for a course with Bozo the Clown.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I like to throw bricks of the overpass.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Has hemachromatosis but does not know it.