Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[SirBrad]

When I woke up this morning, there was a dead, old, bearded dude in a red suit on the floor. It'll never be Christmas time again.

 

[Dr.Susse]

That was just a mall one.

 

[SirBrad]

Oh, alright, well he left reindeer on the roof, now I've got to find out how to get them down. Hear reindeer meat is good stuff.

I mistook Davros' chair for a fancy toilet.

 

[Lust]

I'm the one who took your eyebrows.

Just thought I'd let you know......

 

[SirBrad]

There's a reason those eyebrow hairs were curly...

 

[Spoonius]

Fuck... knew I shouldn't have eaten them...

 

[Lust]

I consumed your dairy-infused shaken beverage. I consumed it all.

Sorry. :/

 

[Spoonius]

Gah!

Damned psycho biotics!

PS: I also ate your hair.

 

[mParadox]

I filled your jacket with spices.

 

[Vrex360]

You are my next Target.

Sorry about that.

 

[mParadox]

*aims at head*

Did i mention that i have to kill you?

 

[MintyNinja]

I don't believe in Ezio Clause.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I broke your cogwheel.

 

[mParadox]

I shaved you when you were sleeping.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It made no difference.

 

[mParadox]

Sorry... let me be clear.... i shaved your head...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

It made no difference.

 

[Atmos Duality]

I arrived late to your birthday party. But I brought a cake anyway.

 

[Spoonius]

I got your mum preggo.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I killed the fork.