Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... and Ciel left this note for you... telling you how much you suck.

 

[mParadox]

Charming charming... *laughs at Undetaker's new suit*

 

[TheDoctor455]

A Miss Croft left a rather saucy letter for you, complete with dirty pictures of herself.

 

[mParadox]

I see what you did. *plays with ring*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... it seems that half of Japan is filing a restraining order against you.

 

[mParadox]

They can't handle the goodness of humanity I spread so they go to desperate measures.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And several people are suing you for damages... and oddly enough... the other half of Japan wants to... wants to vote you in as their equivalent of a President.

 

[mParadox]

I go with the other Presidential half. I will make Japan the most awesome place on the planet!

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I stole all the colour from your picture, and used it to bake a cheesecake.

 

[Ducktard]

I made an appointment with an eye doctor and a hair stylist for you.

*GHASP*

OT: I clipped your legs

 

[MartianWarMachine]

How could you? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU? D:<

OT: I stole your other eye and baked a cheesecake with it.

...Oh, THAT's what I did to you...

 

[Ducktard]

HAH I don't need that eye cause my hair is always in front of it anyways!

OT: I shot you with darts >:3

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Darts? DARTS? Your darts cannot harm me!

OT: I'm the reason your shirt is red.

 

[Ducktard]

Damn I suck at weapons
And I thought it was red whenn I bought it

OT: I left your stove on.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

You did WHAT? There was a cheesecake in there! A CHEESECAKE!

...I stole your blood while you were asleep.

 

[Ducktard]

NOo NOOoo not my precious blood!
A
...I ate that cheesecake.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Oh, good. Then I'll get it back when I steal your blood again.

...I obliterated your other ear. You know, the one behind the hair.

 

[xmbts]

I sneezed, sorry.

 

[Ducktard]

Damn it, it kinda made me hear on that side and shit...

OT: I ran into your bedroom and un-made your ridiculously made bed >

 

[Dimensional Vortex]

I'm sorry I dyed your hair purple....