Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Ducktard]

I threw a cream pie at you :3

 

[mParadox]

That wasn't a cream pie.

Hehehe sorry.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I tried to solve your paradox, but stuff exploded instead.

 

[Lust]

Those misleading coordinates to Uranus.............yeah........*snickers*..........that was me. >:3

Sorry.....

 

[mParadox]

You know those coordinates I gave you? Those weren't the right ones.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I sold your co-ordinates to the Venusians for profit...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm the guy who didn't prepare you guys for the earth?s atmosphere.

 

[xmbts]

Guess who's getting fixed!

 

[havass]

You knew that exceptionally bad day you had?

Yeahh..it was planned by me.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I stepped on that animal in your picture. It did not survive.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm pregnant somehow! With twins!

 

[SckizoBoy]

I nicked all your business by spunking on your deliveries!

 

[Gypsy Ninja Pirate Zombie King]

i'm not really a puppy

 

[MartianWarMachine]

It's my fault that one of our cylinders landed on your house. Sorry about that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I teleported your army into the sun.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I broke the chameleon circuit on your TARDIS.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I willed you out of existence.

 

[xmbts]

I bought you some pants.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

I broke your shades. Sorry about that.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I bought you some pants.

*Willing suit into existence*

Is that better?

OT:
I already destroyed your army.