Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[xmbts]

Between you and me...your robes could use a wash.

 

[mParadox]

Yeah. They haven't changed for like what? A few hundred years?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I ate your breakfast this morning..

 

[TheDoctor455]

I put your whites in with my reds.

I'm sure you can be just as imposing with a pink shirt though...

*wills the color pink out of existence.*

OT:
I destroyed your entire company.

 

[xMelior]

I put blue paint in your bathing water

 

[TheDoctor455]

I put blue lead-based paint in your coffee.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Banned for... eating Smurfs?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

Wrong thread...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I made you post in the wrong thread.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

D: You're EVIL! Too evil to be a Doctor!

...Speaking of which, your doctor's license has been revoked.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That was Doctor as in "PHD" not "MD".

You can't revoke that.

OT:

I sabotaged your heat ray... now it shoots flowers.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

That was you?

...But I swapped my heat ray for the TARDIS' central column!

 

[TheDoctor455]

YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

*fixes TARDIS and installs anti-Martian defense mechanisms that are 100% effective*

I sawed the legs off your walkers.

 

[xmbts]

I sawed the legs off your cat...sorry.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I stole all the disembodied legs.

 

[springheeljack]

it was me that ran you over with the tractor trailer i apologize

 

[TheDoctor455]

I sealed your eyes shut.

 

[xmbts]

You remind me of another bald guy with white eyes.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You remind me of another bald guy with white eyes.

Who exactly?

OT:
In that get-up you look like the Desert Punk's apprentice.

 

[xmbts]

I don't know who that is.