Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[AgDr_ODST]

My skin is blue anyway so its no big deal

I poked out your brothers eye while I fenced with him

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I may have used all your anti-wrinkle cream...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't have a brother... in fact... you just killed one of my former bullies... so... thank you.

I had a little too much fun using that body paint on you.


EDIT:
Damn it! Ninja'd by V... AGAIN!


OT:
I'm the one that set you on fire when you tried to escape Lark Hill.
No, I wasn't working for the government... it just seemed funny as hell at the time.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Im the one that started telling everyone you were a Navi

 

[Scde2]

I stole your underwear...

 

[Best of the 3]

I'm wearing your underwear.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Im the one that started telling everyone you were a Navi

Like you should talk.


OT:
I replaced that strawberry on your cupcake with a cherry bomb. (it goes off in Best's face, covering best in blue paint.... well away from me)

 

[Best of the 3]

Im the one that started telling everyone you were a Navi

Like you should talk.


OT:
I replaced that strawberry on your cupcake with a cherry bomb. (it goes off in Best's face, covering best in blue paint.... well away from me)

That will make use brother Smurfs

OT: I know you are not a Smurf, that won't stop me calling you one.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... and by the way... that blue paint that just splatted in your face was permanent, and lead-based.

 

[Best of the 3]

Good thing that this big ol' slice of cake was in front of my face then.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er... no... the blue paint has already covered your face and most of your clothing.
The paint-loaded cherry bomb was disguised as the fruit on top of the cake slice.

Anyway...
I'm sorry, but I just can't help reading your badge order as: "Old Veteran freezes the Rougeishly handsome Super Secret Agent Clank."

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am the one who made you what you are.

 

[xmbts]

I dumped some itching powder in your underwear drawer.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I welded those wires to your back... you can't be separated from them again.

Have fun.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I put that yellow stuff in your hair.

 

[Amzer]

I might have injected you with certain chemicals. You now have to blink every five seconds.

 

[Dango]

Remember that guy that nuked you're country over and over and over again? That was me...

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDITED FOR THE NINJA:

I'm the reason that you keep falling over.

 

[Dango]

I was the one who rubbed blueberries all over your face.

 

[Amzer]

You shall burn for your cowardice...And your behavior...AND...AND--*Static* Oh. Well. *Loud Rumble as another bomb hits* Well...Better luck next time. *Whistles a jolly tune as he waits for death, and a respawn.*

OT: Anyway, now that I'm alive again...I caused that blue stuff...That confuses everyone when you fall over.