Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[TheDoctor455]

I mind-fucked you so badly that you have permanently reversed the relationship between being clothed and being naked.

 

[Amzer]

*Waits for another bomb* Uh...WHERE THE HELL IS MY ARMOR?! WHERE IS MY ARMOR?! AHHHH! AHHH! Oh...I'm weari--AHHHH MY ARMOR?! WHERE IS MY ARMOOOOOR!?! *More rumbling*

OT: I'm the one who caused your first death...And the cause of your immortality. Living forever isn't worth it, in the end.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one that signed you up as a member of both the Brotherhood of Steel AND the Enclave.

 

[Amzer]

Whaaaaat? You mean the two factions that don't exist...Yet.

OT: I'm the one who told everyone to call you a smurf, or Na'avi (OR whatever the hell)
Thats for managing to create a time paradox.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'm the one that leaked schematics to the Chinese, which resulted in Operation Anchorage.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm the one who shot down Liberty Prime...

 

[The Clown]

I'm the one who made all those masks you sent out.... I rubbed my genitalia on each one. (PS, look at my post count, this is the last post it will be like that)

 

[mParadox]

That's.......gross......

I threw acid on your face and made you one face.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I put "lubricant" on your boots and hidden blades... yeah... now its all you can do to stop the hidden blades from flying out of the wristguards.

 

[The Clown]

I used aging booth on your avatar...

 

[mParadox]

@Doctor: That's just wrong.

OT: I replaced your make-up with lead based products.

 

[The Clown]

@mParadox: It's not makeup, thats my skin.

OT: I replaced your wrist blades with bananas

 

[xmbts]

You still aren't the scariest clown I've seen.

 

[mParadox]

I gave your latest album 5/10!

*runs away, jumps on a plane and goes to Uganda*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I cut off your ring fingers.

 

[RocksW]

I dyed a streak of white across your hair while you were asleep!

 

[mParadox]

I gave your friends depression.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

I glued your blades.
to your head.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I am the one who keeps doing extravagant things for you after you specifically ask for simplicity.

 

[mParadox]

I'm the one who takes pictures of your head from a weird angle.