Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

Best of the 3 · Nov 29, 2010

@Paradox: That's because I'm not forced to use him as everyone seems to be beaten by a 13 year old boy

Keep you vodka, not like I care :_;

mParadox · Nov 29, 2010

*palmface* Son.... you disappoint.

Best of the 3 · Nov 29, 2010

No... it is you that disappoint. I'd like to use my butler but I have no need to.

mParadox · Nov 29, 2010

O really? *Shoots in the face of Bot3*

Admiral Stukov · Nov 29, 2010

*Animus 2.0 BSOD*
Oops, sorry 'bout that.

mParadox · Nov 29, 2010

*shoots stukov961 in the face*

Eat lead you bastard!

Admiral Stukov · Nov 29, 2010

Didn't I just tell you that trying to do that only crashes the Animus?

mParadox · Nov 29, 2010

*looks around* Oh sorry. While you weren't looking it was upgraded to Animus 3.0 to which i have exclusive control.

Admiral Stukov · Nov 29, 2010

Didn't you know that Animus 3.0 requires Games for Windows ~~Live~~ Fail?

mParadox · Nov 29, 2010

Nope. Doesn't need it. It's a revolutionary system. Unlike your inferior tech.

The Clown · Nov 29, 2010

I hid a knife pie in your hat

xmbts · Nov 29, 2010

I wait until you fall asleep and honk your nose.

The Clown · Nov 29, 2010

Careful, that locates Heart of Darkness

xmbts · Nov 29, 2010

What that guy over in the ban thread? I'm not scared of him.

The Clown · Nov 29, 2010

I know, but it's really creepy when it tells me he's in my bathroom.

TheDoctor455 · Nov 29, 2010

I switched one of your eyes around.

The Clown · Nov 29, 2010

I braided your hair while you slept

TheDoctor455 · Nov 29, 2010

I broke your nose.

The Clown · Nov 29, 2010

Damn, now Heart of darkness will slip into the night

TheDoctor455 · Nov 29, 2010

I also shaved your eyebrows off and drew some new ones on in crayon/sharpie.