Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[Sacman]

Cole... I am your father...
Search your feelings you know it to be true...<.<

 

[Scde2]

O RLY? What's my middle name?

 

[Sacman]

You have no middle name...
*points menacingly...*

 

[Scde2]

Actually...I stole your middle name... >_>

 

[Sacman]

So it's Nathaniel?
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

No...

HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OWN TRAP SON'S MIDDLE NAME!? //_T

 

[Sacman]

A trap is no son of mine!!!
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Good, I don't want an ass for a father anyway... >_>

 

[Sacman]

What is my ass not good enough for you now!?
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

I'm not into old men... >_>

 

[mParadox]

>.>

This is getting way too interesting. *munches popcorn* Anyone want some?

 

[Sacman]

We're the same age...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Then how the bloody fuck am I your trap son?

 

[mParadox]

Adoption rate is getting higher and higher. *drink soda*

 

[Dr.Susse]

I used the last box of tissues.

 

[Scde2]

Uh...I really need some right now though... >_>

 

[mParadox]

I know why you need the tissues. >.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

I know why he won't get any.

 

[TheDoctor455]

That isn't a hat you're wearing.

 

[FrostyChick]

I'm the one who lost your T.A.R.D.I.S. key. >.>