Embarassing confessions to the avatar above you.

[mParadox]

I laced your food with heroin. Enjoy.

 

[Ducktard]

If I hadn't been so hungry..

I let the cookie monster loose on your cookie-jar

 

[mParadox]

That's not my cookie jar.

 

[Ducktard]

Err... I got you a cookie jar!

 

[mParadox]

That's very nice of you.

 

[Cyaneed]

I killed cookiemonster and stole your cookiejar.

 

[Ducktard]

I burned all your turtlenecks... With gasoline. Pure accident really

 

[Cyaneed]

You know that house fire that destroyed all of your precious properties. . .
I think it was funny. . . And it was me.

 

[Ducktard]

DAMN you D:

I ate your coatrack

 

[GunstarHero]

I walked in when you were on the phone, you were looking the other way so I swiped your keys, and borrowed your car.

I won't bore you with details, but you'll need a valet.

 

[Ducktard]

JAWRH

I stole your monkey.

 

[GunstarHero]

Bad idea. He's why you need a valet.

 

[Ducktard]

...I tranquallized it with tequila

 

[mParadox]

I replaced the tranquilizer with a feather.

 

[MrJKapowey]

I stole your white gloves.

 

[Ducktard]

OHENOESDARN

I used your spare tie as a cake-wrapper

 

[MrJKapowey]

I smushed the cake with my falcon.

 

[mParadox]

The cake? It wasn't a cake. -_-'

 

[MrJKapowey]

I forced your master to play russian roulette with a Beretta. He had the first go.

 

[mParadox]

He can't die.