Embarassing/ weird gifts you've recieved!

[smearyllama]

Everyone's gotten something embarrassing/ weird as a gift!

Sometimes I get underwear. Not just some plain boxers, because that would be alright.
These ones had cocks- I mean roosters on them. Then there was the pair with garden gnomes on them. Not just any garden gnomes gangsta garden gnomes. You know, that's not much of a problem, but I'm in 8th grade. I go to PE. I have to wear a uniform, and that involves going to a locker room. Can you see where this is going?

Anyone else gotten anything remotely as embarrassing/ weird as that?

 

[Berethond]

How is that embarrassing?

My friend got me a little stuffed dog last year. (I'm 17.)

 

[smearyllama]

How is that embarrassing?

My friend got me a little stuffed dog last year. (I'm 17.)

Maybe not embarrassing, but kinda weird...

I'll edit that in the title.

 

[Nickolai77]

Last week i got "Chimbari strip tease", a low budget Japanese soft-core porn movie as a birthday present from my friends. (among other, more reasonable things, thank god) We watched the film, it was a laugh, now i just have to worry about my parents finding this DVD in my possession.

They won't do anything about it of course, i'm 20 after all, but it may be pretty embarrassing explaining it all to them.

 

[Sacman]

I got an ATI Redeaon HD 4850 from my mom, even though my dad gave me two 5850s the same day...

 

[smearyllama]

Underwear. The tight, briefs kind.

Covered in pictures of Mario.

This was on my sixteenth birthday.

Wow. That's even worse than the Cock Boxers of Doom!

 

[Chal]

I've received the same WWII paperback three years running, even got it twice in the same year once.

Funny thing is I haven't actually mustered up enough interest to read it yet. Fate really wants me to, though. That much is apparent.

 

[ICanBreakTheseCuffs]

a wallet whe I was 4.Not embarrising but kinda weird cause I was 4

 

[Floppertje]

pink fluffy handcuffs from my girlfriend, as a joke. she also got me shower gel (and the fun that goes with it) and an all-expenses covered trip to the greatest swimming pool in the country. why did i break up with her again??

anyways, pink fluffy handcuffs! i win!

 

[Blindswordmaster]

A Chia herb garden.

 

[Shadowfaze]

My uncle got me a pair of briefs for xmas, they had "warning, content may contain nuts" on them. My mother thought it was hilarious.

 

[chynadoll]

my grandma got me a blue green sweater with golfer plaid print, and shag rug carpet marterial for the collar. O and did i mention it was 4 sized to big. This was in 04 i think i was 14 at the time.

 

[Blue Musician]

Oh goody, since my birthday is going to be in 6 days!
OT: A rock. Why? Because back in Secondary School I didn't had any friends, so I used to leave a rock in my head the whole day. So I got a Rock.
I will probably save this thread for the 18th of October...

 

[smearyllama]

At a staff Christmas party we drew names for present giving. I received a leather blindfold from one of the guys.

Well then. That's not odd.

 

[Shinrae]

For my 20th this year I got £40 and a job application.
Not so much weird/embarrassing as it was lame.

What made it worse is that I handed the money back since I owed 100 for rent/internet.
I got the job though

 

[Imp Poster]

For X-mas, one of my buddies gave me

knowing I am agnostic.

Just wait till his B-day, he is getting a box of Kotex.

 

[DefunctTheory]

pink fluffy handcuffs from my girlfriend, as a joke. she also got me shower gel (and the fun that goes with it) and an all-expenses covered trip to the greatest swimming pool in the country. why did i break up with her again??

anyways, pink fluffy handcuffs! i win!

No you don't. That gift... I wish MY girlfriends would buy me some of those. Remember... bondage is NOTHING to be ashamed of.

I've never really gotten an embarrassing/weird gift... I have GIVEN them though. While in Iraq, we used to order 'for females' sex toys and send them to our work mates. They'ed get so excited about Amazon packages (As EVERYONE got at least 4 for them a week) that they wouldn't notice the box didn't have a 'contents' sticker (Because it was a gift.). So they would open the box, sometimes in front of Colonels... you can guess what ensued.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

My uncle got me a pair of briefs for xmas, they had "warning, content may contain nuts" on them. My mother thought it was hilarious.

I want your uncle and mom.

It was some giftcard to a clothes store. And I hate shopping.