End the world. . . hilariously!

[FPLOON]

The earth evolves out of existence... and we weren't invited...

 

[Barbas]

Aliens drill into the moon, install engines and send it off to crash explosively into Earth.

 

[FPLOON]

The Earth tried to "Settle it in Smash" with the rest of the universe... Forgot to turn off items...

 

[Barbas]

The rabbits decide they've had enough and multiply into a massive horde, stripping the world of vegetation and mobbing humans to death in their millions.

 

[FPLOON]

The Rabbids and the Minions go to war against one another... No matter who wins, we all lose...

 

[Barbas]

A giant space lizard shags the planet to dust.

 

[FPLOON]

Jerry Springer makes a deal with invading aliens... Leads to the creation to Pixels 2... Enough said...

 

[Barbas]

Someone accidentally pulls the plug out of the sinkhole to Hell. The ensuing hellfart destroys humanity.

 

[FPLOON]

The Syfy channel took over the world... It was a lost cause afterwards...

 

[Barbas]

Massive nacho cheese overdose. The ensuing bowel movement is biblical.

 

[FPLOON]

E24... I sink your battleship and rain on your cumulus... Checkmate, Earth!

 

[Barbas]

Turns out peeps react unfavourably in Coca-Cola, causing a massive explosion that destroys the universe.

 

[FPLOON]

Earth was sold at an intergalactic yard sale... for 5 sense...

 

[Barbas]

Earth is being demolished for more casinos and strip joints.

 

[FPLOON]

I accidentally stepped on it... Sorry...

 

[Barbas]

BP drilled to greedily and too deep, releasing balrogs.

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone does a poo that splits through to the core

 

[FPLOON]

Germs form their own international stand-up comedy tour... People die of laughter, I think... I never been to a performance, per se...

 

[UltraDeth]

Laurel & Hardy do it again. Ho ho ho, those bumbling ninnies

 

[FPLOON]

I drink your milkshake, aliens! The irony is insane!!