End the world. . . hilariously!

[UltraDeth]

A massive debate over Marmite gets out of hand

 

[FPLOON]

Venus got jealous and decided to "take care" of the Earth... *wink* *wink*

 

[UltraDeth]

Katamari-related accidents

 

[FPLOON]

A tornado full of sharks travels back in time to the Renaissance...

 

[Barbas]

Jersey Shore is resurrected and POTUS goes cuckoo, nuking all US cities.

 

[FPLOON]

A bad joke cause the Earth to leave it's axis and crash into the Sun...

 

[UltraDeth]

Earth washes itself in exfoliating shampoo

 

[FPLOON]

The future is cancelled and will not be getting another season... But, a new season of M.I.T[footnote]More Ignorant Trash[/footnote] TV will be syndicated forever...

 

[Barbas]

Idiocracy becomes a reality, basically.

 

[FPLOON]

History repeats itself while drunk...

 

[UltraDeth]

Torgue munitions hold a fireworks display

 

[FPLOON]

Earth broke the code... and ended up becoming the next Pluto...

 

[Barbas]

Moon Nazis.

 

[FPLOON]

Pop-ups kill the satellite star...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

The oceans are all turned to beer.

 

[Barbas]

The fish and birds suicide-bomb the humans. The mental image is at least amusing.

 

[FPLOON]

The headless horseman goes all Dynasty Warriors on the world... all directed by that unfunny Wayans brother...

 

[UltraDeth]

Loss of leadership due too many Chiefs and not enough Indians

 

[FPLOON]

I edited UltraDeth's comment so it actually said this:

Loss of leadership due too many Cooks and not enough Irons