End the world. . . hilariously!

[Barbas]

The terrorists get their hands on the chronosphere and cause a time rift.

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

everyone in the entire world farts at once. . . then someone lights a match.

 

[FPLOON]

We didn't do the time warp again... The irony...

 

[UltraDeth]

No more coffee

 

[FPLOON]

The world is covered in metaphorical white snow... No nose survives...

 

[Barbas]

A rain of Canadian pennies buries all life.

 

[UltraDeth]

An idea so underwhelming it causes massive depression a lot of suicides

 

[Barbas]

A spacefaring gelatinous cube decides to have Earth as an appetizer. The moon is dessert.

 

[UltraDeth]

Death Metal lyrics come true

 

[FPLOON]

The movie adaptation bombed once again...

 

[UltraDeth]

Richest people on the planet buy the planet and then sell it back

 

[FPLOON]

Alien attack the world after a misunderstood intergalactic booty call...

 

[UltraDeth]

Hell literally freezes over

 

[Barbas]

The dinosaurs all come back to life and eat all the honey and flowers.

 

[UltraDeth]

Mass-murder becomes a national holiday

 

[Barbas]

The clowns are sick of being the butt of everyone's jokes and take up arms.

 

[UltraDeth]

Gravity gives up

 

[FPLOON]

Fear becomes 2020's Most Influential Mogul while Joy and Sadness file for divorce... Meanwhile, Disgust and Anger discuss about what to do with the dead body...

 

[UltraDeth]

Stupid time-space rifts

 

[FPLOON]

A pokéball captures the Earth as it's heading towards the Sun...