End the world. . . hilariously!

[Barbas]

The Red team finally reaches the final checkpoint with the bomb.

 

[UltraDeth]

The God-Emperor grows tired of this shit and pulls the plug on everyone

 

[Barbas]

Ooops. Sorry, I farted.

 

[UltraDeth]

The gates of hell are opened in various locations, such as:

A cavern on Mars
Various ancient civilization capitals
The bottom of the pacific trench
And even under a hospital in Romford

 

[FPLOON]

Movie Executives decide to reboot the Earth at a lower cost and a shittier execution, yet they still make bank and then some due to humanity's curiosity on how it was going to turn out in the first place by paying 15 bones not including food and/or drink...

 

[UltraDeth]

The big crunch theory comes true and everything happens in reverse

 

[FPLOON]

The Blue take up tap-dancing... Earthquakes ensue...

 

[UltraDeth]

Universe-wide narcolepsy

 

[FPLOON]

Pee-Wee Herman becomes the new Haruhi Suzumiya...

 

[StormShaun]

I release my slave basements.
Wielding guns of lube, allowing many to slip around to their deaths.

 

[FPLOON]

Someone puts Earth in their digital trash bin and empties it afterwards...

 

[UltraDeth]

Someone decides that Mass Effect 3 low EMS Destroy ending should be canon for some unholy reason

 

[FPLOON]

It was the worse real-life Dungeons, Dungeons, And More Dungeons game in history... Someone had to roll a 1...

 

[UltraDeth]

Michael Bay controls how the laws of the universe work

 

[FPLOON]

The Earth stops moving because it became too dizzy from all the spinning...

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Earth is actually the universe's biggest reality show, and galactic tv executives decide to cancel it. (yes that one episode of South Park)

 

[Groxnax]

VR version of World of Warcraft opens a rift and all of the characters we have created and/or the Burning Legion and the other villains run out.

 

[FPLOON]

The world government rewrites so much history, they accidentally erase the potential future existence of the world... #TwilightZone

 

[UltraDeth]

God's phone dies

 

[FPLOON]

The world becomes like the show China, IL...