Enemies that piss you off

[PirateKing]

The chameleons in Resistance 2. Yes. What syphilis infected sadist would give invisible enemies 1 hit kill attacks? If you don't have the shotgun out when they materialize then you're pretty much fucked. Then try again!
Even worse is when you're in an open area with those things.

 

[Shepard's Shadow]

I'd have to go w/ every single boss fight where you have to win a certain way. Like attack then block then roll out of the way. Repeat, Repeat, repeat. Then 5 mins. later they finally die.

 

[Satin6T]

Resident Evil 5, The Reapers
they are random freaking cockroach monsters that autokill you in one hit
and it takes so much precision in hitting it's glowing random places
they can burn for all I care

 

[Low Key]

CoD5 enemies on veteran piss me off because Treyarch made them way to hard. I can deal with getting shot when only a person with superhuman sight could see me, but it's the grenades that are tossed in bunches like they pull them out of their asses or something that really infuriates me. It's not realistic or fun.

 

[Zarthek]

that deathclaw that sneaks up behind you. Nothing makes you jump like a surprise Deathclaw from behind with your weapon holstered
Runner up is the flower enemies in super paper mario that put you to sleep, especially in world 3-3 (That is the tree climbing one right?)

sorry if already said


Edit: Enclave troops and Talon Company (mostly when you have a good karma level), enough said
then anything that runs in any game made by blizzard, especially when its in a cramped dungeon in WoW (deadmines)

Edit 2: oh shoot i just thought of more.... plenty more... *goes for list*
we got, Gomba's (when they kill you), Those plant... things in zelda that require you to shoot the seeds back into them... koopa shells, Snipers in killzone, end game bosses in final fantasy games, ummm...... Redead in zelda, flying enemies in anything... and let us not forget, your fellow players in online VS. matches or in some cases... your allies in online games (L4D friendly fire)

 

[danosaurus]

its ether the flood zombies from halo 3 or the darknuts from LoZ: Twilight princess, one of them is a miniboss and then later on, 3 appear in the same room. I was like

O___o .......oh.....mai.......gawd......

They maybe fun to battle 1 on 1, but 1 on 3, jeez!

Nup those battles were awesome! I remember that 3 on 1 level on one of the bonus islands! So intense, the battle went for like 20 minutes >

As for my 2 cents - Bloopers in Mario 1,2 and 3.


Pure evil.

 

[SweetWarmIce]

Vampires from Vampire Rain. They are fucking impossible!

Wasn't that the point of Vampire Rain?

Anyways, spore mine launchers in Dawn of War 2.

 

[Zayren]

The douchebags with Augers in Resistance 2. I may be biased since I just beat Resistance today, but what the crap where the devs thinking? They can shoot through walls, and know where you are AT ALL TIMES. And, it takes only 2~3 shots of it to kill you ON NORMAL. Argh.

The chameleons in Resistance 2. Yes. What syphilis infected sadist would give invisible enemies 1 hit kill attacks? If you don't have the shotgun out when they materialize then you're pretty much fucked. Then try again!
Even worse is when you're in an open area with those things.

Oh god, I managed to forget about those shits! They suck sooo much. They're a QTE disguised as an enemy and can come at you from basically ANY direction.

 

[Jandau]

Most recenty, Rachni from Mass Effect. Attacks bypass shields, poison you and if they melee you they drop you in two hits.

Guardians in Dead Space. They are really tough, shoot out endless hordes of seed pods that shoot at you and they never stop screaming. It is sooooo annoying.

Shoot the tentacles, shoot the pod tentacles. One shot, one tentacle. If I remember correctly, each guardian has about 6 tentacles, each takes one shot from the Plasma Cutter. They just hang on the wall and wait for you to kill them. Oh, and if you can find an explosive canister nearby, throw it at them, speeds things up even more...

If I had to pick one from Dead Space it would be Stasis Slashers. Damn those buggers are fast...

 

[GoblinOnFire]

Murlocks!
One Murlock: No biggy. Multiple Murlocks: Cover your ass and run! See! You're still not running fast enough!

 

[JemJar]

Defenders (FIFA 09)

 

[-Seraph-]

Those damn Medusa heads in castlevania, they always show up at the worst fucking time. In fact, ALL the enemies in castlevania piss me off, they are all really damn annoying. Grenadiers in Killzone Liberation are annoying fucks as well, damn shotguns...

 

[The Rockerfly]

Really most suggestions are not annoying just tough and I have no sympathy for anyone who sucks too hard.
For me it's anything that slows the flow of combat in a beat 'em up. I mean the sort of enemy who will will be invincible for a very brief period and then counter attack, in a beat 'em up, it is difficult to see what each enemy is doing and if there is nothing you can do to prevent it, whats the point? All it does is stop your combo and usually make you loose a good chunk of health.

 

[joeyhndc]

Those damn things that stick to the walls and ceilings in the last part of Halo 3. Me and my friend had to resort to the one man respawn strategy to get through those ****ers. Also, any racing game that uses 'rubber-banding'. You know what I mean.

 

[DigitalNickiez]

I hate ANY enemy that decides it's a good idea to attend the "Boss Fight Convention."

I mean seriously, why do MORE enemies have to contribute to a boss battle's difficulty? =\

 

[Christemo]

dogs in COD4. the Banzais in WAW is much easier, but those dogs craves a timing extrordinaire.

the dogs in WAW. being touched is an instant kill.

Smokers. you know why. their fucking timing.

Armights in SSBB. fucking annoying.

 

[Programmed_For_Damage]

Resident Evil 5, The Reapers
they are random freaking cockroach monsters that autokill you in one hit
and it takes so much precision in hitting it's glowing random places
they can burn for all I care

Them! Usually it's because they drop onto a single person gantry and as you are frantically backing up and pegging them with gunfire, Sheva decides she doesn't need to move or can't squeeze past you and cops and insta-death.

The Cyclops Locust in Horde mode are annoying as hell because one will keep you pinned down with uncanny accuracy while another one or two flank you and insert their Lancers straight up your jacksie.

 

[Don't taze me bro]

The first nun chuck wielding boss in one of my favourite games - Ninja Gaiden (Xbox). It took a few attempts to get the hang of him, and he is still the reason at least two of my friends never progressed further in the game