English Breakfast!

[capper42]

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You complain about the fat in an english breakfast, but look at the size of that knob of butter on the pancakes!

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Yes, our scientists spent three billion years concocting the exact combination of foods needed in order to combat the effects of the Morning After.

Sausages, eggs, baked beans, bacon, tomotos, hashbrowns, toast and fried mushrooms.

These are the defenders of British Breakfast, bestowed the honour by the Great British Food God to vanquish all the nasty after effects of alcohol.

All holiday destinations that the British frequent abroad, are home to a myriad of pubs and bars that function for the soul purpose of making sure our lads and lasses can still get a top quality hangover cure when they're away from Blighty.

How do you think we built an empire?

Not by eating poncy croissants or nasty German sausage, that's for damn sure.

For Science!

this thread reminds me of a phrase I heard once, it goes "In Hell: The Cooks Are English, The Policemen Are German, The Mechanics Are French, The Lovers Are Swiss And The Bankers Are Italian. In Heaven: The Cooks Are French, The Policemen Are English, The Mechanics Are German, The Lovers Are Italian And The Bankers Are Swiss."

 

[Robert Ewing]

An English breakfast would be pro for one day of the week... Not constantly, it will spell your death via heart disease at 40.

 

[gigastrike]

To the OP: what person with a hangover would want to take the time to make all of that?

 

[Helmholtz Watson]

Mushrooms? Tomatoes? Baked-fricking-beans? FOR BREAKFAST??

Dammit, England...

As opposed to pancakes and other sweet monstrosities?

Nobody should eat that much sugar as soon as they wake up.

psshh have you seen us Americans? Healthy cereal (like lucky charms, fruit loops, and coco puffs) and chocolate chip pancakes covered in butter and maple syrup is the only way to eat a good, healthy breakfast! How do you think we got so famous for our well toned figure?

 

[Daystar Clarion]

To the OP: what person with a hangover would want to take the time to make all of that?

You'd be surprised.

I fought through killer hangovers to make a fry up because I know that I'll feel better once I've lined my insides with 9 litres of grease.

 

[dreddfan]

...English cooking has got to be the worst thing ever.

Just behind American cuisine.

 

[dreddfan]

Where the fuck does this 'English food is crap' bollocks come from? I especially hate it when Americans put our food down, like theirs is any better.

 

[Julianking93]

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You complain about the fat in an english breakfast, but look at the size of that knob of butter on the pancakes!

Hey, a bit of butter is nothing compared to that of the fat in OP's English breakfast.
Besides, I usually take the butter off

 

[Joby Baumann]

there's a reason no one goes to England for the food

 

[aashell13]

Lawdy lawdy. there ain't even grits in that mess. Ain't a proper top-notch breakfast without some good grits.

are those black things...mushrooms? wth? you eat that?

 

[dreddfan]

there's a reason no one goes to England for the food

Not enough fat in it?

 

[Guffe]

I've had "English Breakfast" a few times in my, so far short life, and it's the best thing ever!! Honestly the guy who came up with it should win a Nobel or something.

 

[Westerschwelle]

Well then, how about a nice german breakfast?

 

[capper42]

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You complain about the fat in an english breakfast, but look at the size of that knob of butter on the pancakes!

Hey, a bit of butter is nothing compared to that of the fat in OP's English breakfast.
Besides, I usually take the butter off

Haha, I was just trying to defend the great English breakfast, they're simply amazing. I never understood why Americans eat dessert for breakfast.

Where the fuck does this 'English food is crap' bollocks come from? I especially hate it when Americans put our food down, like theirs is any better.

This exactly. We have some fantastic food. The English breakfast isn't the best showcase of that, despite it's deliciousness. The point behind it is that it's something substantial with lots of different ingredients you can knock up with minimum effort.

 

[Bishop99999999]

I have to say that after 8 months of eating Army breakfasts, you all can go fuck yourselves. Also, look at this omelet:

Sweet Jesus.

 

[EeveeElectro]

You twat, I'm starving now! I prefer me a bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich, I just can't really eat a full breakfast. Also I don't like eating fried eggs on a plate. That sounds odd, but it makes sense to me.

I've never been to America but my friend says their breakfast is just sugar coated sugar shit. And apparently they don't have sausages (like in the pic). I think I'd die.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

You twat, I'm starving now! I prefer me a bacon, egg and mushroom sandwich, I just can't really eat a full breakfast. Also I don't like eating fried eggs on a plate. That sounds odd, but it makes sense to me.

I've never been to America but my friend says their breakfast is just sugar coated sugar shit. And apparently they don't have sausages (like in the pic). I think I'd die.

They eat dessert for breakfast. Something ain't right there.

 

[Hoplon]

Where the fuck does this 'English food is crap' bollocks come from? I especially hate it when Americans put our food down, like theirs is any better.

My Dad once said of America that he had never seen such good produce and such bad food.