English kayakers capture shot of lake monster

[Rad Party God]

No. No. No. No. No. No. No!

Just:

NO!

Though the question arises. and its been asked here alot. HOw come these people that take pics never have a decent camera?

Or decent skills at taking pictures?. Seriously, Ive been wandering the same thing whenever something like this arises. Same for those shaky cam recordings of monstruos thingies.

OT: looks like a big, steaming pile of shit floating in the water.

 

[Enzeru92]

ah..... No.... there really isn't much to say to this besides FAKE!

 

[LavaLampBamboo]

Drain the lake. It's the only way =)

I'd like to think this was real but it's probably not...

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Looks like a beaver swimming in the water...I kid you not

 

[ilspooner]

What a scary log. It might eat us all.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

God damn it, again?

How many fucking times do I have to tell that fucking dinosaur ghost or whatever he is to keep the fuck down.
I don't even have any problems with people seeing him, he's the one who goes off bitching for hours when yet another dopey tourist snaps a shot of his fat ass. Like it's not his own stupid cocking fault for waving it about the place.

Stupid asshole Loch Ness fucking monster. Why do I even hang out with that guy.

 

[SteewpidZombie]

Well aside from beavers, there are other 'mammals?' that look/swim in a similar manner. (I can't remember if Beavers are mammals or another classification)

Looks like a beaver swimming in the water...I kid you not

That in of itself would be something.

Seeing as over here in England we don't have Beavers.

Not since the 1500's anyway.

Well aside from beavers, there are other 'mammals?' that look/swim in a similar manner. (I can't remember if Beavers are mammals or another classification)

Also check out this website that says that England MAY be re-introducing the species (Which could be a possible explanation): http://www.beaversinengland.com/

Or it might be a Coypu (aka: Nutria) which looks similar to Beavers and are located in Europe: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nutria

Could even be a 'Muskrat'

 

[Mcface]

I'll believe it when they set up sonar surveillance in the area.
As for the picture, I'm extremely skeptical.

So many people have already tried that.
Sonar, filming the lake for days on end, underwater thermal cameras, airborne thermal etc etc.

and nothing.

if it was there, we would have seen it for real. it's not.

 

[Kyogissun]

With today's technology, when even the cameras attached to phones can record 1080p video footage at any given time, I'm not buying a single grainy, out of focus image as anything other than a bad fake.

This, this so so SO fucking hard.

Fuck the stupid fuckwit who took the image trying to pass this off as something credible.

IT'S TWO THOUSAND E-FUCKING-LEVEN, GET AN ACTUAL GOD DAMN CAMERA OR DON'T BOTHER SHOWING THE PICTURE TO ANYONE.

I really loathe people like this who hope to get their fifteen minutes of fame over faked crap. I mean, there's trolling people and doing it WELL... And then there's half-assing shit like this and hoping to get something more out of it.

 

[Merkavar]

im not going to believe these sort of things until the photos are taken by someone who actually is stacking a career on it, and i mean a career that earns millions and if they are wrong about the photo they will lose all their grants and salaries and stuff.

or if the bodies actually wash up on the shore and the body is still their when the police and zoo/museum officials get their.

too many times these photos are taken by nobodies or when a body does wash up on the shore it magically dissappears when they go back there.

 

[Super Toast]

I call bullshit on this.

 

[Thedayrecker]

Pictures!?!? Then this must be real!!!! /sarcasm

 

[Ickorus]

It's amazing that bad quality Polaroids seem to be the only thing capable of capturing images of these creatures.

Totally real and didn't take me 5 minutes in Paint to make:

 

[Nouw]

What do I think?

MAN THE HARPOONS!

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Irridium]

Fuck, they found my secret submarine base. Time to move again...

Dr. Evil would be disappointed in your base location choices!

Well I did have my eye on a really sweet swamp, then some assholes called "The legion of doom" or whatever totally squatted the place and wouldn't move.

Pricks...

 

[aldowyn]

Haven't these pictures been showing up, with absolutely no change in quality, for about the past 50 years? At this point it's just worth a LOL, moving on now.