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TeeBs

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I lie because saying I was born January 1st 1911 is easier then telling them my actual birthday.
 

Vykrel

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obviously, i put whatever lets me watch the video. i am now 18, so it doesnt matter anymore, but i still punch in the quickest option. like 01/01/1980 or i just scroll through the years quickly and pick whatever is old enough
 

Owyn_Merrilin

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Palademon said:
I use my actual birthdate, unless it's a video about a game I'm interested that for some reason says I can't watch even though it's a 15, you need to be 18 to watch.
Ugh, I got temporarily screwed out of a free game that way once. At some point, when I was 17 and therefore old enough to play M-rated games even according to the ESRB, I decided to download F.E.A.R. Combat, which is the free, multiplayer only version of F.E.A.R.. I put my actual birth date into the box, knowing full well that I was old enough to walk into any store in the country and buy the thing, and promptly got locked out, because Monolith had it set to 18, like it was a porn site or something. I had to spend the next half hour or so screwing around with my browser history to get it to let me back in. The really sad part about this is that my computer at the time couldn't run it, and I wasn't able to actually play it for another 3 years after that, when it was the first game I bought for my current PC. Did I mention that the download was a full gigabyte, and I was 17 back in 2007, meaning even on broadband, downloading that took a while?

OT: Obviously, I put in a random fake age until I turned 18. Once I was 18, I put in my actual age for a year or so, before getting lazy and taking it to the right year, but the wrong day. My birthday actually is in January though, so it's not too far off.
 

Not-here-anymore

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Outright Villainy said:
I lie because the 1st of january ninteen eighty whatever is a lot quicker to type in than my actual age. Why couldn't I have been born on the first of january damnit!
Same. I'm 20 anyway, but I can't be bothered to scroll down when my birthday's at the end of a month...
 

Mr S

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most of the time i use my actual age but when u shuld be over 17 i use a diff age.
 

hyzaku

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I used to put in my actual age, but since I am old enough to legally look at whatever I want I stopped caring and just do it quickly to get on with my life.
 

Vampire cat

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The steam one is really annoying... I mean, I'm registered, why can't it find out automatically? And I never take my own, even tho I'm old enough, because it's just quicker to leave it at January 1st and select some random year bellow 1992...
 

suicide samurai

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I used to enter whatever was quickest. The internet is so new that I never had to lie to get onto one of these things (mostly red-band trailers) so it's more of an annoyance to me. Anymore, it's just as quick to put my real age in, and I figure it helps out with the demographics research of the companies, which is what I think the real goal is--to claim advertising share.
 

Ardna Xela

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I used to lie when I was still underage. Now I'm 20 and don't need to lie anymore. However, sometimes I just can't be bothered to enter my birthdate and just go with 01/01/198x.
 

Canadamus Prime

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I usually lie only because putting in my actual birthday is irritating so I just select the first year that would make me old enough and press 'go'
 

robotam

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I'm 17 so naturaly I lie. And once I turn 18 I will still lie, because I'm an arsehole.
 

Sn1P3r M98

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I just do whatever's fastest. I do find myself being born on January 1, 1900 often, though.
 

A random person

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Considering that I was born on New Years Day, and due to a temporal anomaly my birth year floats around the 20th century, I do tell the truth in those.
 

Marik2

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Nerf Ninja said:
Like others even though I'm definitely old enough, almost too old some might say... It's still easier just to change the year to some time in the mid 20th century.
Yup Im in the same boat as you.
 

YouBecame

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Im 23, but I usually just set the year to like forever ago. I cant be bothered to actually put in a real age.
 

Naheal

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If I can type it in, I just type mine in. If I can't, I just pick something from my birth year.
 

manaman

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baddude1337 said:
I used to lie about my age to watch it. Mainly porn videos (come on, we've all done it.) I sometimes type my actual age, but most of the time I can't be assed and just do it as quickly as I can.
I just scroll down the year as well. Usually one little flick of the scroll wheel is all it takes. Unlike you however I don't think I have ever entered my actual age, even through I was old enough when those became a standard feature on videos and sites (before that they used to have two links one that said you where above the age restriction one that said you where below.
 

x EvilErmine x

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I just make an age up on the spot...why?...because i can...and putting your real DOB in gets boring quickly
 

Falconus

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I'm 21, but I never put my actual age into those things because I'm too lazy. so I just change the year to whatever number I happen to scroll to.
 

C95J

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Well I am a perfectly healthy 110 year old who loves playing Call of Duty and watching porn.

OT: As a 15 year old who has played games such as Call of Duty, GTA4, Left 4 Dead and Viva Pinata, I think I will be okay viewing a trailer for a movie or game :/