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AngryViking

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Jan 18, 2010
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If it lets me type my age, I'll do it properly. If i have to select from a drop down list, then (if anyone asks) I was totally born on the 1st of January 1900... totally...
 

Redlin5_v1legacy

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Aug 5, 2009
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I'm 19 now. I don't really have to worry about it anymore I guess. I haven't had to type my age in for a good while now. I suppose I might lie when asked just for giggles.
 

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Jan 24, 2010
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The thing is, on the internet, everyone is over 18.

It's true, they've done a survey, 99% of people were found to be over 18.[footnote]Source may or may not be reliable, likely the latter, as it's made up. The results, on the other hand, are 98% accurate.[/footnote]
 

DevilWolf47

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Nov 29, 2010
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I did a couple of times, but even image only sites loaded painfully slowly eleven years ago, so i gave it up in favor of just buying the VHS porn. I looked like i was in my 30s by the time i was 15 and no one bothered to card me.
 

Firefoxmccoy

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Feb 15, 2010
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Im just to lazy to type in my real birthdate. It's much quicker to do Janurary 1st 1985(or something) But sometimes I enter the correct one instenctivly. I used to lie about my age but not anymore...well sometimes but you get my point.
 

MagicMouse

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Dec 31, 2009
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I am 18, but I either type random numbers for speed, or see how ridiculously old I can get away with.
 

Evilsanta

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Apr 12, 2010
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Not since i turned 18.

But i always but in some ridiculus year of a date when an historical event occured. Like D-Day.
 

KefkaCultist

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Jun 8, 2010
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I never understood why people thought those would stop under aged people from seeing the material. I figured out easily as a kid that you could put in 100 years old and it'd let you in. I still lie on them even though I'm old enough now just because I don't want to scroll down to my exact birth date
 

Irony's Acolyte

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Mar 9, 2010
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Well I used to lie entirely because I wasn't old enough to watch most of the videos. Now that I am, I'll usually tell the truth. Occasionally I won't put in the exact Month and/or Day, but for the most part I will. I mean I don't have a reason to lie anymore.
 

Wolfenbarg

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Oct 18, 2010
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It's a good thing they don't use that to measure demographics, otherwise they'd think a majority of their audience was born on the first of January sometime in the 1980's. I tend to put in my real date, but that's only because on the rare occasions that I put in another date, the pages don't always load. It's most likely completely unrelated, but there it is.
 

crudus

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Oct 20, 2008
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I always enter my real birth date. Then again I am old enough for anything that I get asked for. It is a liability thing anyway. It is like the warning labels on washing machines saying "do not put a person in" or screwdriver cases that say "do not insert into penis".

hopeneverdies said:
I like to put February 31 1991. You know, a day that doesn't actually exist. It's even better that every website takes it and only looks at the year.
That is amazing. I am surprised I never thought about it.
 

littlewisp

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Mar 25, 2010
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I like my birthday, so I always enter it. Sure it may not be faster but it just. . .it just HAPPENS, okay?!
 

JoshGod

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Aug 31, 2009
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I remember when i first encountered them, i put the oldest available age :)
Now I just do it as quickly as possible making sure it says i'm 18+.
 

Jezzascmezza

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Aug 18, 2009
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I don't know what the point of putting my actual age in is, so I just do the quickest one below 1990 that I can.
 

Roan Berg

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Jul 17, 2010
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I don't watch porn, but I certainly watched stuff like Saving Private Ryan at the age of 9. After that I lied about my age on just about every one of those things.
 

Sporky111

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Dec 17, 2008
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I used to just change the year to 1990, but now that I'm actually 18 I take the time to enter in my age. There's a bit of pride in saying "I'm an adult in the eyes of the internet".