Enter your unverifiable age to watch this video of questionable content.

[XJ-0461]

I'm 17, so I usually leave it at "January first 1980-something"

 

[Merkavar]

i rarely enter my own age.

normally enter 1/1/1901 cause its easy to enter in. also its like date of federation i think

 

[Merkavar]

edit double post

 

[enriel]

I enter my actual birthdate because...I honestly have no clue. My friend also groans when I go to do so and implores me to just change the year to something more than 18 years ago.

Maybe it's because I'm a narcissist and I just enjoy telling the computer exactly what day I was BORN.

 

[LaughingAtlas]

I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm most certainly 109 years old, the sheer efficiency of this marvelous age-checking system is breath-taking. (especially with my asthma, arthritis, happy liver disease, scurvy, pancakes, hard candy, alzhiemers, prune juice...) I for one am amazed and thankful for our all-knowing monitors and their rightful dedication to making sure only those past a certain, arbitrary, physical age have the right to view that which not even the most innocent 4th grader is likely to take offence to.

/sarcasm...in case I had you fooled somehow?

 

[Beryl77]

I used to lie, when I was to young, now most of the time I just use a random age because I'm too lazy to use my real age, only sometimes I use my real age.

 

[DTWolfwood]

takes too long to put in my actual age (24). just faster to randomly choose a year between 1930s-1980s XD

 

[Spy_Guy]

Age gates as a means of preventing underage users are a silly thing, imposed by people out of touch with reality. It's a minor inconvenience for someone not allowed to watch videos, and it's a minor inconvenience for people allowed to watch videos.
I doubt it'll ever stop anyone though.

Chances are it's something of a contract between the viewer and the site where the viewer promises that he's old enough to not be traumatized by the content, complain to his mother and cause angry letters to the management.
Though it'd be sweet if we could skip the age gates when logged in, I've already told you my birthdate once, why do I need to tell it again? (Steam is an offender here, not sure about the Escapist, there's not that much mature content here).

I pretty much always lie on the age gate, especially when it's already set on 01-01-2010, then I just click the year, scroll down then hit a random year. Mainly due to convenience.

 

[BlackStar42]

I lie to watch 18+ trailers(and porn. Come on, we've all done it.) I'm 18 in 6 months anyway, but I'll still lie for old times sake.

 

[ThreeWords]

If I want in, I'll lie to get it, though I usually claim to be as old as the question allows me to be. Anything I'm old enough for, though, I don't lie for; thus as the years pass I'm lying less and less

 

[feliz1942]

i was not

I was raised to know that liars aren't good people.

i was not

 

[Veldel]

I'm 20 so I don't have to lie about it. Did I lie about it in the past? Uh, does the sun rise in the morning and set at night?

Dead Rising Sun to watch it online requires you to be 21 lol

my bday is in jan so i just use my real one otherwise id prob just put first come on there for each

 

[phYnc]

I'm old enough now, but it's much faster to select January 1, than my actual birthdate.

This, I just leave it as Jan 1 then scroll down and randomly click the first year before 1990

 

[Veldel]

I have no idea what you're talking about, I'm most certainly 109 years old, the sheer efficiency of this marvelous age-checking system is breath-taking. (especially with my asthma, arthritis, happy liver disease, scurvy, pancakes, hard candy, alzhiemers, prune juice...) I for one am amazed and thankful for our all-knowing monitors and their rightful dedication to making sure only those past a certain, arbitrary, physical age have the right to view that which not even the most innocent 4th grader is likely to take offence to.

/sarcasm...in case I had you fooled somehow?

Brillent XD

I wonder if someone whos so old ever couldnt put there DoB on becouse the year didnt go down far enough