Epic fail flirting stories

[El Poncho]

Well I was complimenting a girl that I liked her bow and she thought I said toe:|

 

[EchetusXe]

was chatting tio a girl in a club and we got on well. one of my friends got ill so i was going to leave to make sure he was OK. i asked her for her number and she said OK. i got her number but it sounded REALLY familiar. 10 minutes later i was waling my friend home when a taxi went past with the taxi number on display...i'm sure you can guess the rest

You went home and cried yourself to sleep.

Don't worry about it, she was probably a bloodthirsty cannibal anyway.

 

[PureChaos]

was chatting tio a girl in a club and we got on well. one of my friends got ill so i was going to leave to make sure he was OK. i asked her for her number and she said OK. i got her number but it sounded REALLY familiar. 10 minutes later i was waling my friend home when a taxi went past with the taxi number on display...i'm sure you can guess the rest

You went home and cried yourself to sleep.

Don't worry about it, she was probably a bloodthirsty cannibal anyway.

well, my friend certainly saw the funny side of it!

 

[Daveman]

singing to a chick while under the influence is a horrible way to go.

Only if you're bad at singing. It worked when I sang a disney song to one girl.

that is very much an age related thing, it also depends which disney song...

hotel california works for me...

I'm 16 and it was "A Whole Neew World" from Aladdin.

yeah, I thought I remembered you saying you were about that age (oooh, stalkerish!)

probably not going to work in adulthood... but feel free to test it out in a few years and see how it works out.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

singing to a chick while under the influence is a horrible way to go.

Only if you're bad at singing. It worked when I sang a disney song to one girl.

that is very much an age related thing, it also depends which disney song...

hotel california works for me...

I'm 16 and it was "A Whole Neew World" from Aladdin.

yeah, I thought I remembered you saying you were about that age (oooh, stalkerish!)

probably not going to work in adulthood... but feel free to test it out in a few years and see how it works out.

I'll get better songs, there's a song for pretty much every girl's name out there so I can personalise them.

 

[woodwalker]

um, I was messing around on the paintballnation forums, and ran into a thread about txting a girl and asking her "So when am I going to get to tap that?" The answer I got was never.

 

[Daveman]

I'll get better songs, there's a song for pretty much every girl's name out there so I can personalise them.

Now THAT is a plan. Or you can save time and learn "Brown eyed girl" by Van Morrison as that covers a lot more people.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I'll get better songs, there's a song for pretty much every girl's name out there so I can personalise them.

Now THAT is a plan. Or you can save time and learn "Brown eyed girl" by Van Morrison as that covers a lot more people.

I'll do that too, but knowing my luck none I meet will have brown eyes.

 

[Lord George]

Hitting on my friends 15 year old sister once, in my defence I was a tad drunk and she was wearing a lot of makeup.

She has to be 18 by now though right? Or just move to Canada with her lolz

Hey there legal at 16 over here, I love my country in that regard .

 

[Fronken]

I once used the term: "You make me want to stop watching porn" as a pickup line....and sadly, no i am not kidding.

 

[ChromeAlchemist]

singing to a chick while under the influence is a horrible way to go.

Only if you're bad at singing. It worked when I sang a disney song to one girl.

Mustafa? Is that you?

I kid, the only reason I say that is because my friend sung A whole new world to a girl.

He's not a great singer. And you better sound like Usher/Gareth Gates if you're singing that to a girl.

 

[Daveman]

Hey there legal at 16 over here, I love my country in that regard .

Yay, the younger the better!

 

[Vendayn]

This seriously happened to me...about 4 or 5 years ago. I was close to turning 15...

so...I'm at the mall. See these hot chicks. My friend is with me and we both start flirting with them. Well they left, I turned around, walked a few feet...and there was this trash bin that I walked into. The trash can wobbled around and collapsed on top of me...and it was pretty filled up too...

lets just say...I never did get a call back from those girls...

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

singing to a chick while under the influence is a horrible way to go.

(silently judging you)

 

[Lunar Shadow]

Had some chick flirting with me while I was practicing my pool game. I didn't realize it till an hour later >_>. Really should have realized it when she said I should come down sometime to teach her how to play.

 

[New Troll]

I was dating this girl who was in the vehicle in front of me stopped at a red light. She was going straight and I was turning right, so as soon as she moved forward enough, I gunned it into my turn. Ended up hitting some water or something and spinning out of control, almost hitting her car in the process. I ran up over the grass median knocked over a street sign, and ended up facing oncoming traffic. I quickly hopped back over the median and back on my side of the road. I was extremely lucky not to hit anyone. When I got home later that day I called up my girlfriend to let her know I was okay. Come to find out, she never even saw the event.

On a related note, only once in my life have I ever asked a girl out. She turned me down because she had already accepted a date from a friend of mine like ten minutes earlier. Decided after that I would just stick with the girls who ask me.

 

[Valiance]

Girl came over to me once doing the night elf female dance.

Wasn't sure whether to be impressed that she knew it or disgusted at...Well, all of it.

It was very out of place and shitty.

 

[grimsprice]

Mine was I tried to impress a girl with magic tricks. Lets just say card tricks don't pickup chicks. Unless they are really good.

haha. i remember once me and a few friend were in the car. and the driver was talking to some girl on the phone, trying to get her to come hang out. and well he was driving so he handed the phone off to my friend gary. and there was the hi, hi, sup, blah blah blah. but at some point she asked ''if i came over what would we do?''. and gary paused for about 3 seconds... and said.... ''you?''.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. we busted up laughing and i think she hung up.

 

[ben---neb]

Seen on Top Gear. James May to two women:

"Hello"

You have to watch it to fully appreciate how terrible it was.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpp2VKhVxgs

Remember: you have to start with "Hello"

 

[Mighty Lighty]

Walking over to a girl and getting hit in the face with a football halfway there.

If it was particualy hard you should have pulled the sympathy card