Oh there shall be no sexism in the new world. Sexism will get you the death penalty. In fact, msot things will get you the death penalty, you'll get a list on induction day.Geek@Heart said:
Epic fail flirting stories
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I don't flirt or even try to go out with girls that much(hell I always get so nervous that I can never bring myself to organize something with a girl) but most times I try I'm successful as I'm a great people person. But there was this one time about a year ago. For a while I'd been summing up the courage to ask out this girl I liked from my primary school who now went to the high school next to mine and I saw(and still see)her every day at the busstop. I was gonna ask that afternoon but word had gotten out to just about EVERY idiot in my year and one of them actually raced over to the busstop after school and told her I wanted to ask her out. I have a feeling it wouldn't have been so awkward if he hadn't done that but she didn't respond when I got there and one of her friends (who I also knew) said She wanted to think about it. Does it really take over a year now to come up with an answer. Though I still pass by her every afternoon and just say hello as I walk past her to my bus.
Some really attractive woman started talking to me when I was getting a drink in a club once, she bought her drinks, and wandered off. I eventually got served, then went back to the raised platform to do my usual terrible drunk raving, with my friends. I was like, right on the edge of the raised platform, and saw her dancing on the normal dance area, and she saw me, and headed straight for me, came danced with me, took me outside, was all over me, and I was too much of a pussy to make a move. Epic fail on my behalf. Got her number at least... Was meant to meet her the next night in Rock City, but, I wasn't drunk enough and walked straight past her (while following one of my friends to the rig), therefore even more epic failage. Luckily I've grown a set since then 
That's funny cause I end up having more success when I tell people I'm in Engineering rather than Science.Antlers said:
Speaking of Science, my worst pick up attempt would probably be when I met this girl at a party and thought it would make me sound smart if I told her about Schrodinger's cat. She failed to grasp the concept of it and instead slapped me, called me a "kitten killing monster" (loudly), and stormed out.
Essentially my Life with my friends and ever-disappointing attempts to break through the 20ft tall, barbed wire, sentry lined, friend zone wall. Love those girls and cant get a break.
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Never gone to badly if its a duet, Paradise by the Dashboard light! Sing it!King_Paco said:
I once had a guy come up to me start talking to me about zelda and stuff then he just spit on me; smiled; spit again; smiled and kept doing that for like five minutes. I even ran and he followed me. =\
Hmm, Terrible chat up lines that have been said to me.I had a guy come up to me outside my local pub one night, he looked at me and said "I'd like to spread you on toast."
While playing pool, "When you take a shot, I can see up your skirt" Uh-huh.
Or my personal favourite, being told in the middle of the club, "You want me, I could shag any girl here"
Weirdest thing ever to happen, I tripped on a girl's toga in the toilet, (long story) I limp back to my table, desperately wanting to sit down and take the weight off my ankle, this guy comes over pulls my shoe off and starts giving me a foot massage. It was both hilarious and incrediby painful.
My failings include quoting Star Wars, insulting family members and trying to show off by doing a cartwheel and ending up crashing into a potted plant.
While playing pool, "When you take a shot, I can see up your skirt" Uh-huh.
Or my personal favourite, being told in the middle of the club, "You want me, I could shag any girl here"
Weirdest thing ever to happen, I tripped on a girl's toga in the toilet, (long story) I limp back to my table, desperately wanting to sit down and take the weight off my ankle, this guy comes over pulls my shoe off and starts giving me a foot massage. It was both hilarious and incrediby painful.
My failings include quoting Star Wars, insulting family members and trying to show off by doing a cartwheel and ending up crashing into a potted plant.
So didn't you slap the first guy? That's what I'd have done, if some guy came up to me and said that.Harley Q said:
Oh, wait. I'd punch him actually. I was never confused...
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My housemates and I had a house party last weekend, and a friend of a friend of one of my housemates just came up to me and asked if I wanted to go back to her place. It was slightly odd because although I'd met her eye and smiled at her a few times, I hadn't actually spoken to her and I didn't even know her. Anyway, we were about to get a taxi (note - we were both quite drunk at this point) when her friend came running out wanting to go home, for some unknown (to me anyway) reason. So this girl who I'd left with gave me her phone number instead. Next day, I text her about meeting up - no reply. Almost a week later now - no reply. I've pretty much given up, although it begs the question of why she gave me her number if she wasn't interested anyway, considering I never actually asked her for it?
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Hah, you got pwned...Deguasser said:
... If you, or anyone you know, genuinely used that line in an attempt to pull, you may add me to your list of thralls.almightywabbit said:
On topic, I have none of my own but I can always quote smbc. "I must be a femenist, 'cause I wanna be on a level plane with you."
Well I didn't slap or punch him. I just kind of looked at him in the way that a dog does when it's confused. That tilted head movement while being confused that he wanted to spread me on toast. It was really unexpected. Then I got distracted by my friend pulling a lemon (Yes really)out of her handbag and trying to give it to a guy in a pink bunny costume. For the record it was not Halloween, nor a fancy dress night. Strange.Trivun said:
