Epic movie quotes- Do you know any?

[Harley Q]

"You're using coconuts, you've got two empty halves of coconuts and your banging them together"

"We are 12 score girls aged between 16 and 19 and a half, it is a lonely life, bathing, dressing, undressing, making exciting underwear."

-Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

 

[Baby Eater]

someone has to *ahem*...........

GET IN DA CHOPPA!!!one!!!eleven!

 

[gerrymander61]

End of "When Harry Met Sally"

How about this way? I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're looking at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely, and it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

 

[Armored Prayer]

"I find your lack of faith disturbing." - Vader from Star Wars:NH

And my favorite quote from the Tenacious D movie.
Warning: Contains foul language.

Spoiler

Satan: Yes your are fucked! Shit out of luck! Now I am complete and my cock you will suck!

 

[Spaghetti]

Brick Top: Now, put the kettle on
Turkish: You take sugar?
Brick Top: No Turkish, I'm sweet enough!

From the movie "Snatch"

 

[justhereforthemoney]

With great power comes great responsibility.- Uncle Ben, "Spiderman"

 

[DeamonSadist]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

mr. blonde
resevoir dogs

 

[chiggerwood]

From Requiem For A Dream -

Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.

Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.

Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.

 

[Jaranja]

"There's always a bigger fish."

 

[Geamo]

"You either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain" - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight

"Never compromise. Not even in the face of Armageddon." - Rorsharch, Watchmen

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?" - Maximus, Gladiator

 

[Gebi10000]

"one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them,one ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them!" lord of the rings

"HE'S NOT THE MESSIAH!HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!" the life of brian

"I have a bad fealing about this" just about every starwars movie

Arthur:Normal? we can talk normal when the cows come home!
Ford:what's normal?
Trillian: whats home?
Zaphoid:what are cows?

the hitchhikersguide to the galaxy

 

[AlphaOmega]

You've got red on you ~ Shaun of the Dead

 

[fix-the-spade]

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock...

Harry Lime in The Third Man, attempting to justify the many not so savoury things he is involved in.

IEat this!
Epicly originated by Michael Biehn as the unflappable Cpl Hicks.

Although to be honest half the lines in Alien and Aliens make for epic movie quotes, they're just that kind of film.

 

[Cilliandrew]

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it."

OOOOH /thread for the fucking win!


"We're on a mission from God."

 

[JohanGasMask]

Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with GREAT VENGEANCE and FURIOUS ANGER those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS THE LORD WHEN I LAY MY VENGEANCE DOWN UPON THEE! *Bang* *Bang* *Bang* (Pulp Fiction)

 

[mr perki]

Bond. James Bond.

Yo, Adrienne

Either get busy living, or get busy dying

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair.

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you.

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Someone has to do it:

You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, Persian. Perhaps you should have done the same!
This is blasphemy! This is madness!

Spoiler: Madness...?

This IS SPARTAAAA!