Epic movie quotes- Do you know any?

[mokes310]

"...do it, do it and I'll f*ckin spank you!"
-Matt Damon in Dogma

 

[GrinningManiac]

English, muthafucker, do you speak it?
The Xander Zone! (It sounded epic to my infantile mind)
IT'S ALIVE

 

[Syndron]

"Sons of Gondor! Of Rohan! My brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. A day may come when the courage of Men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day. An hour of wolves and shattered shields when the Age of Men comes crashing down, but it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth, I bid you stand, Men of the West!"----Lord of the Rings

I always thought that this was an epic speech.

 

[Zersy]

"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making the world thin he didn't exist"

(The usual suspects)

"Say Hello to my little friend !"

(............)

"You gotta be shitting me !" ... "No I am not shitting you" (Terminator 3)

"How the F%ck ? you F%ck ? what the F%ck ! this shit is F%cked ! you did all this .. F%ck ! both of you! F%cking F%ck F%ck .. bullets in every ... F%ck ! F%ck F%ck F%ck ! I could have been F%cked ! ... Awwwww !!! F%UCK !!!! "

then replies "Well you certainly showed the diversity of the word"

(Boondock Saint's)

 

[Vkmies]

"Say hello to my little friend!"
"There was me. That is Alex. And my 3 drugas."

 

[Croaker42]

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
Jake: "Hit it."

Epic Win.


"Thats no Moon."

 

[blackfrancis567]

It's time to nut up or shut up

Say what again I dare you I double dare you mother fucker say what one more god damn time

 

[hotacidbath]

My favorite Gone With The Wind quotes have always been "You still think you're the cutest trick in shoe leather" or "Cheer up. Maybe you'll have a miscarriage." That second one's from the book only, apparently it was too offensive to put in the movie.

As for the topic at hand:
Blanche: "You wouldn't be able to do these awful things to me if I weren't still in this chair."
Jane: "But you *are*, Blanche! You *are* in that chair!"
-Whatever Happened To Baby Jane
"We all go a little mad sometimes."
-Psycho

From Requiem For A Dream -

Sara Goldfarb: I'm somebody now, Harry. Everybody likes me. Soon, millions of people will see me and they'll all like me. I'll tell them about you, and your father, how good he was to us. Remember? It's a reason to get up in the morning. It's a reason to lose weight, to fit in the red dress. It's a reason to smile. It makes tomorrow all right. What have I got Harry, hm? Why should I even make the bed, or wash the dishes? I do them, but why should I? I'm alone. Your father's gone, you're gone. I got no one to care for. What have I got, Harry? I'm lonely. I'm old.

Harry Goldfarb: You got friends, Ma.

Sara Goldfarb: Ah, it's not the same. They don't need me. I like the way I feel. I like thinking about the red dress and the television and you and your father. Now when I get the sun, I smile.

I don't think I've ever cried as much at a movie as I did during that scene.

 

[Spitfire175]

"None shall pass!"
Monty Python's Holy Grail is filled with epicness.

 

[fer-sure]

"what is your major malfunction numnuts did mommy and daddy not show you enough attention as a child" ----Full Metal Jacket

Actually the whole film is full of EPIC quotes.

I second you good sir!

Also, anything from 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' and 'Rock n Rolla'
Damn, British accents are sexy =) which reminds me "respecta" - Ali G

 

[secretsantaone]

Mr. Blonde: Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, all right? I don't give a good fuck what you know, or don't know, but I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.

 

[Pariah87]

"God is a kid with an ant farm lady!" - Constantine

"His name is Robert Paulson!" - Fight Club

"What the F**k ARE you?"
"What the f**k...are YOU?" - Predator

"That's it man, game over, game over man!" - Hudson from Aliens.

"I wanna buy me ma a caravan"
"His what?"
(All)"His ma!" - Snatch

 

[Nepeccel]

Theoden: Eomer. Take your Èored down the left flank. Gamling, follow the King?s banner down the center. Grimbold, take your company right, after you pass the wall. Forth, and fear no darkness! Arise! Arise, Riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered! A sword day? a red day? ere the sun rises!
Ride now!... Ride now!... Ride! Ride to ruin and the world?s ending!

 

[XJ-0461]

"What are you?!"

"I'm Batman."

From Batman Begins.

 

[Kimarous]

"We will need a lot more hemp before we're through."
- Yor, The Hunter From The Future

 

[Alex the Pally]

"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die."
- Roy Batty's last words, Blade Runner

WHY WAS THIS NOT MENTIONED SOONER? Also, to a lesser extent,

"You might know everything I'm going to do, but that's not going to help you, since I know everything you're going to do! Strange, isn't it?"
- Sonic, from the otherwise forgettable OVA.

 

[Sinisterspider]

You're not here to make the choice, you've already made it. You're here to understand why you made it.

 

[zicoV]

"Its a trick, get an axe."