Epic movie quotes- Do you know any?

[breadlord]

"She sucked 37 dicks"
"In a row?"

Clerks

"Can i be a sassquatch?"
"You already are. You're my baby sass"

Tenacious D in: The pick of destiny

Contains foul language:

Spoiler

"When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?"
"Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no..."
"Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead ****** Storage?"
"No. I didn't."
"You know WHY you didn't see that sign?"
"Why?"
"'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead niggers ain't my fucking business, that's why!"

 

[MagnetoHydroDynamics]

"That one's called pain. Get used to it." - John Constatine, Constatine

"I have come to see with eyes unclouded by hate." - Ashitaka, Mononoke-hime

 

[CrazT]

"I believe in America. America has made me my fortune." The Godfather
"I'm gunna make him an offer he can't refuse" The Godfather
"Today's lesson is...you kill each other off!" Battle Royale
"I'll be back" The Terminator
"Hasta la vista, baby!" Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"If you were in your office right know we'd be having this conversation face-to-face!" The Bourne Ultimatum
"Can't believe we're paying to see something we can get on TV for free!" The Simpsons Movie
"Get away from her, you *****!" Aliens
"We're on a mission from God." The Blues Brothers
"YOU! ARE! A! TOY!" Toy Story
"No, I am your father!" The Empire Strikes Back
"We are all connected in the great Circle of Life." The Lion King

and so many more!!!!

 

[Cryfear101]

Pulp Fiction - Vincent: " Awww man i just shot marvin in the face "
Jules " Why the fuck you do that? "

" Zed is dead baby, Zed is dead! "

Resevoir Dogs: " Your mr pink! , Why am i mr pink? , Coz your a ****** alright!!!! "

ScarFace - " Say ello to my lil friend "

The Italian Job - " Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off! "

I could go on for hours with these quotes!

 

[curlycrouton]

"thug life"
-pineapple express

You just got killed by a Daewoo Lanos, ************!

I loved that film.

But the all time winner has got to be:

"I assure you I'm not drunk officer, I've only had a few ales"

Brilliant.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

I'm not a smart man... but I know what love is. - Forrest Gump
Sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks. - "

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls! - Step Brothers

 

[paranoidhalfbreed]

Hello. My name is Inago Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.- The Princess Bride

I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.- Fight Club

 

[Snoopster]

What we should do is get a really fit woman to get her babylons out for peace
AliG indahouse
(I'm not sure if the quote is exactly correct)
(ah who cares watch the film it's funier in context)

 

[EvilAlienOne]

"I have come here today to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum" BOOM headshot

They Live

 

[Serge A. Storms]

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?

mr. blonde
resevoir dogs

God I loved that part

 

[Serge A. Storms]

"I have come here today to kick ass and chew bubble gum... and I'm all out of bubble gum" BOOM headshot

They Live

YES!!!

 

[Mistermixmaster]

It's afraid...
IT'S AFRAID!!!!

- Starship Troopers

 

[Daveman]

Follow the white rabbit.

*like*

YIPPEE-KAY-AY MUTHAFUCKA!

"this one goes up to 11"

"I think the problem was that there was a stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf"

"spartans, what is your profession?"

and of course

"there is no spoon"

 

[TheOnceandFutureKing]

That's a lot of fish.
I know that movie blows but that line cracks me up.

Sometimes, the world is black. And tears run from your eyes. And maybe we'll all get really sick. Or maybe we'll all diiiie. Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, let's build a snowman.

 

[EvilAlienOne]

I didn't see it any where so:
"Do you know who I am?... I'm THE JUGGERNAUT *****"
X-Men 3

 

[Serge A. Storms]

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. " - Silence of the Lambs