Epic movie quotes- Do you know any?
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"There he goes: one of God's own prototypes. A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die." -Hunter S. Thompson on Dr. Gonzo's departure
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"I know kung fu"
"Show me"
-Matrix
"I know now why you cry.... but it is something I can never do"
-T2
"What the hell are you??"
"One.. ugly... ************..."
-Predator
"I'm taller"
-Speed
"You're not made of Tuesday!!"
-Bender's Game
"Death was the best thing for him, really.. His therapy was going nowhere"
-Silence Of The Lambs
"Show me"
-Matrix
"I know now why you cry.... but it is something I can never do"
-T2
"What the hell are you??"
"One.. ugly... ************..."
-Predator
"I'm taller"
-Speed
"You're not made of Tuesday!!"
-Bender's Game
"Death was the best thing for him, really.. His therapy was going nowhere"
-Silence Of The Lambs
And all the whores and politicians will look up and shout "Save us!"....and I'll whisper "No." -Watchman
Col. Hans Landa: What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.-Inglorious bastards
Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn?t you consider that to be insane?-Con Air
Abby: Did you call me?
Roy: What?
Abby: I heard dumb *****. I assumed you were talking to me.
Roy: I was talking to her (gestures towards Noelle)
Abby: (to Noelle) Your name is dumb ***** TOO? No wonder! I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.-The Truth about Cats&Dogs
Eddie: (About Harvard) It's an alternate universe man, completely unlike the one we know, filled with big blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats.-Empire Records
And Saving the worst uote for last (this was very WTF)
"If you cared about me at all,you would have left me before we ever met."-Blood&Chocolate (I swear to God thats an actual quote)
Col. Hans Landa: What a tremendously hostile world that a rat must endure. Yet not only does he survive, he thrives. Because our little foe has an instinct for survival and preservation second to none... And that Monsieur is what a Jew shares with a rat.-Inglorious bastards
Garland Greene: What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off; ending up in some retirement village hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time? Wouldn?t you consider that to be insane?-Con Air
Abby: Did you call me?
Roy: What?
Abby: I heard dumb *****. I assumed you were talking to me.
Roy: I was talking to her (gestures towards Noelle)
Abby: (to Noelle) Your name is dumb ***** TOO? No wonder! I keep getting all of your mail! You know, we could be related. There are a lot of us dumb bitches here in LA.-The Truth about Cats&Dogs
Eddie: (About Harvard) It's an alternate universe man, completely unlike the one we know, filled with big blonde guys who eat ivy and row boats.-Empire Records
And Saving the worst uote for last (this was very WTF)
"If you cared about me at all,you would have left me before we ever met."-Blood&Chocolate (I swear to God thats an actual quote)
Nigel: "You know, most blokes all play their amps to 10, they're all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, and all the way up here. Where can you go from there? ... Nowhere! So what we do is when we need that extra push over the cliff, we turn it up to 11!"
Marti: "Why not make 10 louder and make 10 the top number?"
Nigel: "... These goto 11!"
Derek: "I raise the practical question, but are we doing Stonehenge, tomorrow night?"
David: "NO WE'RE NOT DOING $!@#in' stonehenge tomorrow night!"
From Spinal Tap
Wade: Okay... People are dead.
Wade: Oh great, I'm stuck in an elevator with 5 guys on a high protein diet.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
Marti: "Why not make 10 louder and make 10 the top number?"
Nigel: "... These goto 11!"
Derek: "I raise the practical question, but are we doing Stonehenge, tomorrow night?"
David: "NO WE'RE NOT DOING $!@#in' stonehenge tomorrow night!"
From Spinal Tap
Wade: Okay... People are dead.
Wade: Oh great, I'm stuck in an elevator with 5 guys on a high protein diet.
X-Men Origins: Wolverine.
"And you shall receive it...IN ABUNDANCE!"
"It's a thankless job...but somebody's go to do it!"
"Hey kid! I see you've got some balls...but you're gonna regret it when I chop your head off with my ax!"
"Merlin? Haha! Merlin. The world's most powerful BUNGLER!"
"Much that once was, is now lost...for none now live who remember it."
"It is I who allowed the Alliance to learn the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An ENTIRE LEGION of my best troops awaits them!"
"PIGS! YOU'RE ALLLLLLLLLL PIGS!!!"
"It now seems that I have an outlaw for an inlaw! HAHAHAHA...."
"Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you."
"I'd rather spit in your face! But I haven't got any spit..."
"The Almighty says, 'Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question.'"
"I don't got time to bleed."
"Ding, ding."
"It's a thankless job...but somebody's go to do it!"
"Hey kid! I see you've got some balls...but you're gonna regret it when I chop your head off with my ax!"
"Merlin? Haha! Merlin. The world's most powerful BUNGLER!"
"Much that once was, is now lost...for none now live who remember it."
"It is I who allowed the Alliance to learn the location of the shield generator. It is quite safe from your pitiful little band. An ENTIRE LEGION of my best troops awaits them!"
"PIGS! YOU'RE ALLLLLLLLLL PIGS!!!"
"It now seems that I have an outlaw for an inlaw! HAHAHAHA...."
"Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you."
"I'd rather spit in your face! But I haven't got any spit..."
"The Almighty says, 'Don't change the subject, just answer the fuckin' question.'"
"I don't got time to bleed."
"Ding, ding."
From the movie -insert generic monster snake movie title here and put the fuckin' HOFF in it!!- with David Hasselhoff in it. Basically it's so bad it's funny... But the part i will be quoting is when, in a bar, some henchman dudes come up and start hassling the Hoff over how even though he did the job (he's a bounty hunter, see?) they weren't gunna give him him the money, and that it was time to die or some shit. SO YOU KNOW WHAT THE SHITFUCK THAT BASTARD DOES?!?!?!??!!! HE OWNS THOSE DICKBALLASSHOLES RIGHT THROUGH THE FACE. He takes 2 of them out, then throws the 3rd through a window. It cuts to a shot of the guy's face, which is brutally pierced by shards of glass. Then to the hoff, looking down upon his defeated opponent with contempt, I can't remember what he says, but then he goes ,"....heh..." and walks away. It's just the way it's done that is utterly hilarious and you have to witness it for it to be funny.
Ed: You know what we should do tomorrow?
Shaun: What?
Ed: Keep drinking, we will have a bloody mary first thing in the morning, then a bite at the King's head for lunch, after that we'll have a couple of Lil'Princesses, and then we stagger back here in time for shots.
Shaun: What?
Ed: Keep drinking, we will have a bloody mary first thing in the morning, then a bite at the King's head for lunch, after that we'll have a couple of Lil'Princesses, and then we stagger back here in time for shots.
All hale hitchhikers guide to the galaxy and stephen fry narrating was lovely. "So long and thanks for all the fish"Aerodyth said:
OP: I just mentioned this in another thread.. "Cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies" Charlie and the chocolate factory.
"I'm not in here with you..You are in here with ME"
Rorschach
Watchmen.
"I AM GUNNERY SGT HARTMANN,YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR.."
"Welcome to the Suck"
Jarhead
"Screwby"
Generation Kill.
Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.
Zombieland
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: The point, Lance Corporal: we're supposed to be a recon unit of pure warrior spirit. We're out here, 40 klicks in enemy lines, and this man of God here, he's a fuckin' POG. In fact, he's an officer POG. That's one more layer of bureaucracy and unnecessary logistics, one more asshole we need to supply MREs and baby wipes for. And worst of all, worst of all, the ************ doesn't even carry a weapon. When push comes to shove even Rolling Stone picks up a gun but this fuckin' shill of God, he can't cover a sector, he'll never hump ammo or Claymores. This is a fuckin' war and we're here as warriors, so on top of everything else that's expected of us do we really need to drag him along and indulge in this make-believe bullshit?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just pissed off God.
Rorschach
Watchmen.
"I AM GUNNERY SGT HARTMANN,YOUR SENIOR DRILL INSTRUCTOR.."
"Welcome to the Suck"
Jarhead
"Screwby"
Generation Kill.
Columbus: Don't be afraid to use your ammunition, that lady should have, would have, could have, saved herself. Rule number 4: Double Tap.
Zombieland
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: The point, Lance Corporal: we're supposed to be a recon unit of pure warrior spirit. We're out here, 40 klicks in enemy lines, and this man of God here, he's a fuckin' POG. In fact, he's an officer POG. That's one more layer of bureaucracy and unnecessary logistics, one more asshole we need to supply MREs and baby wipes for. And worst of all, worst of all, the ************ doesn't even carry a weapon. When push comes to shove even Rolling Stone picks up a gun but this fuckin' shill of God, he can't cover a sector, he'll never hump ammo or Claymores. This is a fuckin' war and we're here as warriors, so on top of everything else that's expected of us do we really need to drag him along and indulge in this make-believe bullshit?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Oh, no. Now not only do we have to worry about all the Charms you've eaten, but now Brad's just pissed off God.
"Okay, a limousine that can fly. Now i have seen everything.
"Really? Have You seen a man eat his own head?"
"No"
"So then you haven't seen everything, and neither have we"
"MATT DAMON"
"Shaun, you have red on you"
"They mostly come out at night, mostly"
"Really? Have You seen a man eat his own head?"
"No"
"So then you haven't seen everything, and neither have we"
"MATT DAMON"
"Shaun, you have red on you"
"They mostly come out at night, mostly"