Epic movie quotes- Do you know any?

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lenin_117

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"Who does Number Two work for?! Who does Number Two work for?!"
"Thats right buddy, you show that turd who's boss!"
 

Rancid0ffspring

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ace_of_something said:
Not from a movie. (though technically neither is your example) but...

?Listen to the chair leg of TRUTH! It DOES NOT LIE! It says ?shut up Fred?! Can you hear it??
?You?ve gone mad??
?CAN YOU HEAR IT!??
?YES!?

and later on

?Do not offend the chair leg of truth! It is wise and terrible!"
DUDE!!! I think I just fell in love with you!!!
Spider Jerusalem FTW

hmmm also

We're on an express elevator to Hell! Going down! WAHOOOOOO!!!
Hudson... what a bad ass
 

traceur_

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"Punk ass Decepticon!" Jazz - Transformers

"Get me a martini"
"Shaken or stirred?"
"Do I look like I give a damn?!" James Bond - Casino Royale

"Hey, how many times can you get tazed in the nuts before *can't* have *kids*?" The latino guy in Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen. (*convulsing*)

"I will never be a memory" Sephiroth - Advent Children
 

Xerosch

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ace_of_something said:
Not from a movie. (though technically neither is your example) but...

?Listen to the chair leg of TRUTH! It DOES NOT LIE! It says ?shut up Fred?! Can you hear it??
?You?ve gone mad??
?CAN YOU HEAR IT!??
?YES!?

and later on

?Do not offend the chair leg of truth! It is wise and terrible!"
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!! I mean... SPIIIIIIIIIIDER!!!
 

Rancid0ffspring

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Alex the Pally said:
"I've... seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain. Time to die."
- Roy Batty's last words, Blade Runner
I have no idea why it wasn't said sooner. I've only watched Bladerunner for the first time recently. I found this line haunting yet strangely... I dunno beautiful. You could really feel the sorrow in his voice not that he was going to die I guess but by the fact these experiences would account to nothing. Sorry if I sounded particularly like a ***** there, but it had to be said
 

Jaqen Hghar

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Doctor Manhattan said:
I have walked on the surface of the Sun... witnessed events so tiny and so fast, that they can hardly be said to have occurred at all. But you, Adrian, you're just a man. The world's smartest man poses no more threat to me than does its smartest termite.
I love the way he says that. More or less every line from Doc M is awesome. From Watchmen, of course.
 

Pm0n3y

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"YES THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!"
-Samuel L. Jackson, A Time to Kill
 

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I AM MAXIMUS DECIMUS BADASSIUS, COMMANDER OF THE ARMIES THAT ARE GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS, GENERAL OF THE KILLER LEGIONS, LOYAL SERVER TO THE TRUE EMPEROR, CHUCKUS NORRISUS, FATHER TO ALL THE MURDERED SONS, HUSBAND TO A ROUND-HOUSE KICKED WIFE, AND I WILL HAVE MY CAKE!

Kill me now, before I misquote another awesome movie as badly as that.

TOO LATE!

RETARDS! TONIGHT, WE DINE IN PURGATORY!
 

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Gabanuka said:
This has probably been done loads of times but...

"THIS IS SPARTA!"
No...

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There we go :)
 

MattRooney06

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You want the answar?
I deserve the Truth!
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

3 Cookies for whoever knows that film
 

J474

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"What's in the box!?" - Seven
Either that of just about anything Jules says in Pulp Fiction
 

Kaboose the Moose

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eatmorebabiesmmg00d said:
"And Shepherds we shall beFor thee, my Lord, for thee.Power hath descended forth from Thy handOur feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands.So we shall flow a river forth to TheeAnd teeming with souls shall it ever be.In Nomeni Patri Et Fili Spiritus Sancti."
Boondock Saints is an amazing movie!. Kudos for the reference!
 

Koeryn

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Possibly ninja'd, but

V: No. What you have are bullets and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer standing, because if I am, you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.