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Helmet

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ChromeAlchemist said:
"But for me? It was Tuesday"

Nice and easy.
Would that be M. Bison in the only Street Fighter movie ever made? The one with Jean Claude Van Damme?

If so, my favorite line from that movie-

"Quick! Change the channel!"
 

Space Spoons

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T. Paul: There's a spider on your head.
Nick Beam: What?
T. Paul: There's a spider on your head.
Nick Beam: Look, I'm sorry, I'm not up on all this jive talkin', home boy lingo, what's that supposed to mean? "There's a spider on your head"?
T. Paul: It means there's a spider on your motherfuckin' head, man!
Nick Beam: Well get it off! GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!
T. Paul: I ain't touchin' that shit!

It's a great scene.

 

The Austin

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"Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?"
"This was a fuckin' bomb. For a few seconds, this place was Armageddon. THERE WAS A FIREFIGHT!"

Uhhh.....

Yeah.
 

xchurchx

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how bout a montage (Insert Epic Music here)
"OMG your Bleedin"....." I aint got time to Bleed"
"get to the chopper"
"I'll be Back!"
"HASTA LA VISTA, Baby"
"Your Fired"
"Let off some steam, Benet"
"Consider that a divorce"
"Dillon you Son of a *****"
"DO IT"
"Remeber when i said i'll kill you last... I lied"
?I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I?m going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!?
"stick Around"
if some one can tell me the movies these are from and what they have in common
i will give out a prize of....somethin
 

Korenith

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xchurchx said:
how bout a montage (Insert Epic Music here)
"OMG your Bleedin"....." I aint got time to Bleed"
"get to the chopper"
"I'll be Back!"
"HASTA LA VISTA, Baby"
"Your Fired"
"Let off some steam, Benet"
"Consider that a divorce"
"Dillon you Son of a *****"
"DO IT"
"Remeber when i said i'll kill you last... I lied"
?I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I?m going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine!?
"stick Around"
if some one can tell me the movies these are from and what they have in common
i will give out a prize of....somethin
Gotta lover arnie and no I'm not going to name every movie on the list but personally Commado has the best lines for me :D

While we're doing epic lines from films I vote "eat your vegetables" from Shoot em up and an absolute classic "I ate her liver with some fava beans, and a nice chianti" from... well if you don't know you should be ashamed. Interesting side note: not actually the line from the book :S
 

LightspeedJack

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Oooh what a fun thread! I have a plethora for your enjoyment:

"You should have killed me when you had the chance, Charles!" - Magneto, X-Men 2

"Andy Dufresne... who crawled through a river of shit and came out clean on the other side." - Red, The Shawshank Redemption

"Hamburgers!! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!" - Samuel L. Jackson (can't remember the character name), Pulp Fiction

"Yipee Kay-yay, ************." - John McClain, Die Hard

"Enough is Enough! I have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes, on this motherfuckin' plane!!" - Samuel Jackson, again, Snakes on A Plane

"Why so serious?" - The Joker, The Dark Knight
 

Hedberger

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"Aw man, I shot marvin in the face" Vincent, Pulp Fiction

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-8mD_BhrU
 

astrav1

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"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a Popsicle."-Ajax-The Warriors
 

YouBecame

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I've been watching a string of classic movies recently, so would like to offer a few lines from these.

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship"

"Here's looking at you, kid"

"I'll be back!"

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!"

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

"Rosebud!"

"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
 

Geekosaurus

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'You're born, you take shit. You get out in the world, you take more shit. You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Until one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere, and you've forgotten what shit even looks like. Welcome to the Layer Cake, son.'