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Snowalker

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00m said:
_snip_Actually from the biological perspective the women is the default body plan,_Snip_
Let me preface this with, I agree more than whole heartily with everything you are saying, but that statement there is false. Not to say male is the default plan, because its not, but female isn't either. Neutrality of gender in the extreme early stages of life is just how it is. If it weren't gender neutral men wouldn't have nipples and women wouldn't have clitorises (Clitori?). The fact is simple, there is no default gender, despite a push or pull from many communities to say there is.
 

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...April O'Neil played by Megan Fox?

I-what in the-but how-didn't her and Michael Bay have a spat or...WHAT?

No amount of NO is large enough.
 

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I was actually pleasantly surprised by this. It might not be groundbreaking, but it's still way smarter and better written than the Twilight movies it follows.

Gorfias said:
I am shocked at the whole, guys decide what they want to be, girls do not. Bu this was written by two women Karmi Garcia and Margaret Stohl. What were they thinking?
I think this was intended as a metaphor of the conservative view of gender roles, which defines men by their actions but women by their biology.
In the end, the girl does get to choose, but (predictably) goes with neither good nor evil. This way she not only frees herself from gender stereotypes, but also from outdated black and white morality. To put it bluntly, it's a power fantasy for rebellious girls from conservative backgrounds.
Of course, my reading may be supported or contradicted by further stories.
 

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I am shocked at the whole, guys decide what they want to be, girls do not. Bu this was written by two women Karmi Garcia and Margaret Stohl. What were they thinking?
How much they, and all their female friends love 50 Shades of Grey?
 

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I'm weirdly disappointed? I don't know before True Blood went to shit (and the books went so far off the deep end they went through the fucking planet) I enjoyed the hell out of the southern gothic supernatural stuff. I want something good to take Twilight's place.
 

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A friend of mine told me that in the book, the inability to choose (Light or Dark) is a curse placed on her family. Or something like that. Which begs the question - why the fuck didn't they just explain it as that?
 

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A friend of mine told me that in the book, the inability to choose (Light or Dark) is a curse placed on her family. Or something like that. Which begs the question - why the fuck didn't they just explain it as that?
Cause Twilight and the movies it spawned and most of the books that it "inspired" are focused on females being victims. They appeal to co-dependent and/or submissive women who want to think they're really special but they don't want to take responsibility for their lives. Explaining that there's a curse instead of the more simple "Women have no control and are victims of circumstance" would undermine what they're trying to emulate.
 

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TheNaut131 said:
...April O'Neil played by Megan Fox?

I-what in the-but how-didn't her and Michael Bay have a spat or...WHAT?

No amount of NO is large enough.
Geez, next thing you know some porn star is gonna start calling herself April O'Neal in some shallow attempt to appeal to nerd culture to sell more videos drive-up Pirate Bay traffic.
 

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I was dragged to this by the girlfriend, although I still don't know why, since she couldn't even get past the first 12 pages of the book.

Sadly, it actually had some good ideas. Usually when you have the "ostracized adolescent with superpowers" story, it's from that character's perspective. Doing it from the love interest's perspective was an interesting choice. Unfortunately, too much of the plot involves things he couldn't possibly know while they were happening, so that device was kind of pointless. (Also, I'm sick of voiceover narrations. They're just lazy. Show, don't tell!)

And the "men choose, women are" plot rubbed me the wrong way--until I realized the whole thing was basically a metaphor for how second-wave feminism largely failed to penetrate parts of the Deep South. Again, cool idea, but they undercut the whole message at the end:

Lena isn't forced to choose Light or Dark in the end, but is the first female Caster to have free will like a male Caster. Except that she only gains that agency through a man's self-sacrifice on her behalf.

In the 80s there were a whole bunch of epic fantasy novels that were based on the author's D&D game. Now we're seeing all these urban fantasy/paranormal books written by people who played a lot of World of Darkness RPGs in the 1990s. Only, this film feels the need to have two secret conspiracies at war, but not explain what the hell the difference between the two is. If we don't know the stakes, why should we care?
 

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Uh-oh! MovieBob said something about a Sony product that wasn't completely positive, time to queue-up the "Figures, he always was a Nintendo fanboy" comments. Because Heaven forbid that we should be getting bored of a design that's nearly 2 decades old.
 

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Am I the only Christian conservitive that is confused by this recent trend in fiction? I thought this line of thought had fallen out of the mainstream and was relegated to the minority.

Second why is Hollywood turning this stuff out shouldn't they be opposed to this stuff on principle?
 

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The Megan Fox rumor is just another damn good reason for us to all go about our lives as if the Turtles movie is just some crazy nightmare we had and not a real thing.
 

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Megan Fox as April O' Neil...well at least we know she'll be arousingly kidnapped and whatnot but that a good April does not make (in this day and age anyway).

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To be honest, I was thinking maybe, maybe by some divine miracle and that the planets aligned somehow that Michael Bay could pull it off, but after reading that, no just no, is Bay purposely trying to sabotage this like he did with Transformers, I mean what's next, is he going to cast Shia LaBeouf as Leonardo?
Nah, LaBouf is pegged as Donatello. Or rather he would be: I think the personality would sync up in Bay's brain.

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I have no interest in this movie and am glad to see I have no reason to check it out.
 

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plugav said:
I was actually pleasantly surprised by this. It might not be groundbreaking, but it's still way smarter and better written than the Twilight movies it follows.

Gorfias said:
I am shocked at the whole, guys decide what they want to be, girls do not. Bu this was written by two women Karmi Garcia and Margaret Stohl. What were they thinking?
I think this was intended as a metaphor of the conservative view of gender roles, which defines men by their actions but women by their biology.
In the end, the girl does get to choose, but (predictably) goes with neither good nor evil. This way she not only frees herself from gender stereotypes, but also from outdated black and white morality. To put it bluntly, it's a power fantasy for rebellious girls from conservative backgrounds.
Of course, my reading may be supported or contradicted by further stories.
Excellent analysis. Thanks. This fits given who the story develops. But frighteningly still:

tangoprime said:
How much they, and all their female friends love 50 Shades of Grey?
And Twilight itself. Movie Bob was always slamming that series (among other detractors). Bella is some kind of fantasy character, but what kind? Kind of an empty, malleable vessel willing to die in child birth, etc.
 

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The sleeper has awakened!!!

but on topic, what really turned me off is the whole pure evil/pure good thing the witches has going on, it is really lazy to have bad guy who are evil just because they are. it might do something interesting with it but it would seem it doesnt.
 

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Now I am not expert (unlike Crispin Freeman http://www.mythologyandmeaning.com/), but this seems to be the myth of the women as hero taken to its logical conclusion, which says to me that not only is this film wrong, but a lot of human culture's myths and ideas of man and women are patriarchal and screwed up.

What do I mean:

Link and Luke choose to take up the sword when offered.

Serena (Sailor Moon) and Sakura (Card Captors) have magical powers bestowed on them whether they like it or not.
*just watched the finale of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic where that also happened to Twilight Sparkle*

Uh oh.
 

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Gizmo1990 said:
Mumorpuger said:
Gizmo1990 said:
I have no idea what Bob was saying Fox should not play but as she is bad in everything it is probably good advice. Can anyone enlighten me as to who it was?

I'm guessing "1990" is your birth year. I feel sad now at April being unrecognized.
Yes it is my birth year and TMNT was not as big over here as it was in the US. There were re runs and stuff but I spent most of my childhood watching Batman TAS, Superman, Fantastic Four, The Amazing spiderman, Ironman and X-men.
Definitely good shows, there. I guess because when Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was popular I was at a age where my life was engrossed in all thing turtles (as were my friends from that generation), so coming across folks who don't recognize it seems unfathomable.

Interesting side note though: I have a friend who is about your age who grew up in Singapore, and somehow, she ended up growing up watching the same cartoons as I did growing up, at around the same age due to the broadcasting/syndication schedule over there. It was surreal having a nostalgic conversation with someone who wasn't even born while I was enjoying the topic of conversation.
 

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I kinda figured it wouldn't be very good. Not just because of the obvious Twilight overtones, but because as a rule of thumb any movie they set in the painfully stereotypical is usually quite groan worthy; especially since that's the area of the country I call home. (hint: most of us sound and act nothing like that) Dear god and those outfits, when is this movie set the f'ing 50's? Nobody, and I mean nobody, dresses like that down here anymore except the very old people who were alive during WWII. The clothes those girls were wearing at school? You'll maybe see some people dress like that on Easter Sunday or for a wedding.

Use that "gothic south" look all you want Hollywood, I actually rather like it, but for the love of his noodly appendage develop a view of the south that isn't poorly impersonated accents, ultra religiousness, or cousin fucking swamp dwellers.