Escape to the Movies: Centurion

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ProjectTrinity

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Solarfox6 said:
Shut the hell up people, the Expendables sucked, only stupid fucks would like it, Piranha 3D is just mindless fun, bloody and SILLY that's probably why bob liked it so much. The expendables forgot it was a B-movie and took itself too seriously, unlike Piranha 3D which isn't trying to be '#1 movie of the summer' its just trying to be FUN. Remember that word? let me say it again FUN.
Pugiron said:
We can barely hear you with your lips glued to MovieBoob's ass
This quote seemed appropriate.
 

Cadapalo

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I can't believe some people haven't realized yet that its less about the hate on expendables and more on the general insult for having watched it. Everyone is entitled to their opinion but no one likes to be insulted. I think it's best if everyone, even you Bob, just forget about it and move on.

OT: Might go see piranha 3d since my friend is a sucker for those kinds of movies. Never heard of centurion until just now and that one doesn't seem to be all that great.
 

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Withard said:
GORE DOES NOT A GOOD MOVIE MAKE BOB!!!

Is he a real film critic?

How much Gore is in Terminator & Terminator 2? Is the action good though?

exactly.
How bad hearing do you have? He says it makes a "GOOD BAD MOVIE" in the same sense a painting that has crappy drawing is better if it has humor rather than having some sublime message. The terminator movies were good movies, Rambo was a bad movie with loads of action and sillyness that made it fun to watch.
Expendables is just a bad movie that neither tries to add the comical aspect, nor the bloody gory action aspect that makes it worthwhile. See, that's what Bob said in the review: Bad but fun is better than just plain old bad.

Well, considering who it is that are raging over the review, I find it comically suitable that most ragers here doesn't seem to understand what he said at all. No correlation here, not at all.....
 

spartan1077

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I was going to forgive you for insulting those who watched and liked expendables so I started watching- then you insulted the comments they left- Never watching this webcast again.
 

Outcast107

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Huh Its odd how many new people are joining in on this. I believe some people are making 2nd accounts so they don't show their face for kissing Movieboob ass so hard.
 

TheAngryMonkey

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Starke said:
TheAngryMonkey said:
Haha easy their Captain Passive Aggressive, and you openly insulting him and calling him a "child", "..behave like an 8 year old..","Between masturbating for most of a review..","..mistaken him for an adult with rational critical abilities."
What would you classify your comments?
And the Pièce de résistance, "..called them names in the process doesn't help."
Because your just full of help, alwase taking your own advice.
Clap Clap Clap.
Yeah... that word you're using, I do not think it means what you think it does. Now, if you want to, you know, make sense, or, at least attempt to be (grammatically) coherent, please, by all means, do so. I await your input with bated breath, (or mild apathy).

Also, on the dispensing of advice: there's no 'e' in "always".
Thank you for the spelling correction. What I was saying is that with all your calm and collected analysis, you throw in your own aggressive childish comments. Which you can honestly agree, takes away from your argument. And since people were up in arms about what Bob said, including insults in your counter points was interesting. That was the intent of my comment to you. I don't disagree with your points, I agree with most of them. That is why I specifically commented on the type of language, you used. It seems trivial now, but sometimes your knee just jerks.
I had this one corrected by my English Speaking co-worker, so I hope its better. My roommate fixed and added stuff to the first one. Did not understand how bitchy the last three lines were, that was him.
Still learning your language, and having to rely on others. :(
I await your spelling, and grammatical corrections. As is said, if your not corrected, you will just keep doing things wrong.
 

DSK-

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These videos are supposed to be reviews? I think I can take Yahtzee a little more seriously after seeing this.
 

Mr. Peabody

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Bob. Do you need to get laid?

Dude. It's cool. I will totally wire you the money for it. Big fan of the show, idolize the hell out of you. If it weren't for your vast cinematic knowledge and insight, I'd still be "that one guy" who went his whole life without seeing the Godfather. So yeah, gimme' your paypay and the nookie is on me. :)

So please keep the pubescent drool to a minimum and go back to being resplendently professional so I can start respecting you again. Thank you.

Yours truly,

- Mr. Peabody
 

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ProjectTrinity said:
Darth_Dude said:
EVERYONE!

Seriously, so he insulted you for watching it.

And?

Come on, its the freaking internet!

GET. OVER. IT.

It's not like he spat on your mothers grave or anything, grow some thick skin guys...
I understand your last part, somewhat: Don't get too attached to a verbal attack. By any means.

But your "freaking internet" part? I'll reiterate:

Yeah? So? They wasted their money watching The Expendables, Bob called them names, and they're annoyed/upset. It's a natural human reaction to any kind of attack. Are you saying it shouldn't exist simply because "internet" was added? I'm intrigued on hearing your reason(s) as to why, if that's the case. From what I see, an insult is an insult, regardless of where it is simply BECAUSE we're humans. We do human things. Like get insulted.

Or, you're like me, and didn't see any of these movies and is loving the main two arguments. :3
Yeah, I meant it like, it's the internet, their's alot of douchebags and trolls out there. You know? People are real jerks on here. And when Bob insulted them, why should they care? Once again, it's just over the internet and it has no bearing on real life. I don't understand why people would waste their time writing hate over something so trivial.
 

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Piranha 3D is my favorite movie of the summer, and I've seen every movie released thus far.

Perhaps Machete will take over Piranha 3D's slot as "best movie of the summer"

It comes out 9/3/10
 

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duchaked said:
Centurion? really haven't heard much about it...but hmmm looks like I could wanna watch it
tho it does remind me how I watched Robin Hood...ugh
I watched it last night after watching hte review.

It is epic.

If you like blood and gore and roman sildiers and that kind of thing, it's your type of movie.
 

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Pugiron said:
Settle down Pinghead don't be such a Isoramus . You are so angry at Movie Bob it's rather concerning. Go find another movie critic to badger, I'm sure you'll find plenty who too would disagree with your opinions.
 

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Pugiron said:
aeziir said:
I love you moviebob, i love u.
Those who STILL defend the expendables: grow up and get over it.

PS. You're watching this to get HIS opinion, if you don't like it, don't watch it :)
No one asked your opinion, and we can barely hear you with your lips glued to MovieBoob's ass
...tasty :D
 

aeziir

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adamtm said:
aeziir said:
.... if you don't like it, don't watch it :)
I am hereby obliged to inform you that the "if you don't like it dont X" is the worst "argument from -fuck you-" ever devised, just after "if you don't have any thing nice to say, dont say anything"

PS: If you don't like my post, don't read it. Just don't. I warn you, responding to my post in any negative manner will not be tolerated!
Wait wait... let me explain... what I meant to say was: Get over it. :) I understand that he hurt your feelings and all that fun stuff (though if you really pay attention to what he is saying you shouldn't be offended), but if you don't like it, simply stop watching moviebob, that way you vote with your click (or views). Like most things, if most people feel 'slighted, hurt, bemused, bewildered' and refuse to watch moviebob again then the show will fade away. I really doubt saying 'omg i am like soooo offended. cha!' will change moviebob's opinion or force him to apologize. I don't know about you, but if I don't like watching something, i don't watch it. I guess I understand if you just like doing some kind of hate-masturbation thing where you just watch things you don't like just to get off on it.

GET OVER IT :)
 

duchaked

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weird how people are saying how they don't/can't take MovieBob or Yahtzee seriously
really? how so?
they're giving their opinions in an entertaining manner (if it's your sort of thing that is)
what're you expecting? unbiased breakdown of a movie/game? those are available all over the web (tho technically all humans, and reviewers are human I hope, are biased)
 

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TheAngryMonkey said:
Starke said:
TheAngryMonkey said:
Haha easy their Captain Passive Aggressive, and you openly insulting him and calling him a "child", "..behave like an 8 year old..","Between masturbating for most of a review..","..mistaken him for an adult with rational critical abilities."
What would you classify your comments?
And the Pièce de résistance, "..called them names in the process doesn't help."
Because your just full of help, alwase taking your own advice.
Clap Clap Clap.
Yeah... that word you're using, I do not think it means what you think it does. Now, if you want to, you know, make sense, or, at least attempt to be (grammatically) coherent, please, by all means, do so. I await your input with bated breath, (or mild apathy).

Also, on the dispensing of advice: there's no 'e' in "always".
Thank you for the spelling correction. What I was saying is that with all your calm and collected analysis, you throw in your own aggressive childish comments. Which you can honestly agree, takes away from your argument. And since people were up in arms about what Bob said, including insults in your counter points was interesting. That was the intent of my comment to you. I don't disagree with your points, I agree with most of them. That is why I specifically commented on the type of language, you used. It seems trivial now, but sometimes your knee just jerks.
I had this one corrected by my English Speaking co-worker, so I hope its better. My roommate fixed and added stuff to the first one. Did not understand how bitchy the last three lines were, that was him.
Still learning your language, and having to rely on others. :(
I await your spelling, and grammatical corrections. As is said, if your not corrected, you will just keep doing things wrong.
Then let's start over. There's nothing in the originating post that can be categorized as childish or passive aggressive. Passive Aggressive refers to a specific kind of psychiatric disorder that is inconsistent with anything in the post. Secondly, as English is my first language, I can assure you with relative certainty that there was nothing childish about my comments. They may have been harsh, but not childish. Calling someone "childish" is not, in turn a "childish insult", it is, in this case, a simile, referring to Bob's tantrum masquerading as a review. I knew what I wrote, and I selected the structure carefully to avoid overt offense, that doesn't mean I wasn't (justifiably) irked by the comment I was responding to.

As for advice, never let your roommate speak for you again, for any reason. It's not bitchy, but it is condescending and devalues anything you may have to say later.

As for additional advice, and this is critical, your understanding (if not your usage) of the English language, and idioms is good, and good enough to assess the intended tone, the implication that this was a mistake however, was, itself, an error on your part.

Finally, it is grammatically incorrect to begin a sentence with "and". It is a rule you will see violated frequently (especially among native speakers). Among non-native speakers (and even some native speakers) it's usage can become highly confused when it is used to initiate a sentence.

If the overall tone of this post appears somewhat hostile to you, blame your roommate.
 

Lord Krunk

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PeterDawson said:
So really while there is some cross-over don't lump Transformers 2 fans in with Expendables fans, there's a difference. There's no irony or hipocrisy, except perhaps from people being shocked that we're not letting it go after Bob himself failed to let it go.
Regardless of which one was better (I know, Transformers 2 was an abomination), my comment still stands. There's an obvious double standard here that all these people are obviously falling prey to.
 

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My problem is, EVERY time he mentions this movie, I want to see it again.

The ways that his describes its unadulterated suckery drives me towards it as a movie.
 

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wooty said:
So....... essentially a good film is just tonnes of blood and a pair of tits?

Next week, Bob reviews "Backdoor Housewives 6: Shagged & Stabbed"
He said its a 'good bad film'. And yes, those are made of blood and boobs.

duchaked said:
weird how people are saying how they don't/can't take MovieBob or Yahtzee seriously
really? how so?
they're giving their opinions in an entertaining manner (if it's your sort of thing that is)
what're you expecting? unbiased breakdown of a movie/game? those are available all over the web (tho technically all humans, and reviewers are human I hope, are biased)
Its all nice and well to give your opinion about what you're reviewing, people are bitching only because Bob crossed a fairly obvious line all critics should be aware of however when he insulted not the movie, but the people who went to see it and enjoyed it.
 

Kurokami

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Old Trailmix said:
Can anyone give me a link to the theme song please?

At least if everyone isn't too goddamn busy taking the piss out of eachother over one guys opinion.
Haha, probably the most productive post currently on.

Sorry, I've no clue what it is.