Escape to the Movies: Green Lantern

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NeutralDrow

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Wow. I don't think I've seen a review where I've disagreed with just about every single point brought up for a very long time.

Yeah, I liked the movie a lot. Other than maybe a missing scene with Hector Hammond somewhere, and a rather weak opening with Abin Sur, I couldn't think of a single thing to complain about.
 

walrusaurus

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Well the movie certainly wasn't good by stretch, i don't think it was quite as bad as Bob makes it out to be.

Rise of the Silver Surfer is a real good comparison, this is essentially the same movie, only with a guy who shoots green things instead of fire. RotSS was so bad it felt like it was insulting my intelligence, Green lantern is just profoundly dull.

I actually didn't enjoy Peter Skarsgaard's scene's any more than the rest of the film, and felt he was miscast much more than Ryan Reynolds.
I think Reynolds did a decent job with the really horrible script he was working with. The whole movie was exposition, nothing interesting actually happens until the last 20 minutes.

Other than Blake Lively there really wasn't anything in this movie to hate, because there wasn't really anything in the movie at all. Green Lantern takes fluff to a whole new level.
 

Mischlings

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Well, I watched this movie on a whim today, mostly because I wanted to see what Bob was so mad about.

I wrote a blog post about it -- look at my profile if you want a link there. If you don't want to read that, I'll summarize a bit: It was overwhelmingly "okay", but seemed to waste A LOT of potential. It's almost too bad that there won't be a sequel -- maybe then, they could fix the screw-ups (retcon Parallax's death -- I don't like that Hal defeated him so easily, but perhaps that could be made to work if Sinestro is THAT threatening) and make a movie that doesn't waste so much potential.
 

Moonlight Butterfly

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I have to agree the best actor in this film (not saying much) was Peter Sarsgaard as Hector Hammond and we were meant to hate him. That would have worked if it wasn't entirely painful when he left the screen, because you knew the bad acting was coming back. It was awful. Ryan Reynolds just looked totally lost and out of place. I could probably see him as The Flash but not Green Lantern.

It has so much cliche in it you could probably just sit there and say what happens next all the way through the movie.

I wouldn't agree with it being Daredevil bad, but it was pretty damn bad.

Edit: Oh and I'd just like to add I couldn't keep track of whose dad was who becuase apart from Hal's they seemed to look the same. :< I actually thought Hector and Blake Bland were brother and sister at one point :S.
 

CaptainLoserPants

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I wouldn't say it was THAT bad...I certainly enjoyed every scene that took place in Space. But on Earth? No. And I hated the love interest. No personality. Boring. Get out of the movie lackluster romance, and get back to the space opera.
 

unicron44

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As a huge baseball fan, I loved that he used Mark Reynolds for the strike out joke. Aside from that, I thought the movie was alright. I never really got into Green Lantern so I'm not too pissed about the movie not being the greatest. I had fun at the midnight release with my buddies, but I probably won't see it again.
 

Mosstromo

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Sagely Mr. Movie Bob. I just came back from this... I'll have to use an euphemism not to get banned... "shit".
I went to see X-Men First Class but it was sold out and Green Lantern was the only other available flick at the moment.
You have put in words my pain. You told my story in words my indignation could not let me organise.
I'm no special fan of super-heroes and Green Lantern is nowhere near my affection for Spidey or the Batman, the only two that could be said I have followed at any time, but I'm guessing that you spoke for a whole generation of now disgruntled fans of the green defender of the cosmos with your righteous rant over this most hideous defilement of cinema and character.
Thanks for your indignant denunciation.

A disgruntled non-fan of Green Lantern.
 

zombie711

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Notice how he didnt mention cat woman. Does this mean He believes cat woman was a Good Dc Movie. Personaly I liked it.
 

Scrimshaw13

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I think he overreacted just a tad. The movie wasn't great, but it wasnt worse than fantastic 4. Reynolds was wrong for the part but overall I enjoyed the movie
 

Genixma

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I get the feeling this is going to be Bobs "Expendables" of 2011. Any and all feelings towards a horrible movie is going to be pointed at Green Lantern now. But I guess he's over the Expendables now. That's good news...right?

Well now that that out of no where thought is done.

I kinda saw this a mile away. It didn't look remotely interesting, I've been loathing hearing and looking at trailers for it. And while the CG aliens look interesting to say the least I still couldn't get the feeling it was to be attrocious. Meh...but I do love smelling the hate leak from my computer screen as Bob goes off.
 

DarkChoclate

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The Green Lantern is a bad movie. The thing is it was sort of watchable too. But the biggest gripe I had with the whole movie was there was little to no development. Everything was poorly developed, the characters, the plot (not as in, it didn't have a plot, but it was soo poorly carried through), and the setting. I literally felt like every relationship and event that happen had to be told to me, by literally saying it or by crappy misplaced dialogue, instead of actually showing it to me. And on top of that the exposition and explaining went from "that just wasn't needed" to "what the hell does that have to do with anything??... oh I guess I see it..." Sometimes I came away feeling like that and I know most of the Green lantern story and what I'm suppose to be seeing, So people who know nothing must have just been lost.


I dunno how to do the spoiler thingy so I'm just throwing up here, SPOILERS! SPOILERS!!!! LOOK AWAY AT THE REST OF THE POST IF YOU DON'T WANT SPOILERS!!!!Okay, so the Sinestro plot line. DC was definitely trying really hard to be like marvel with their movies and big reveals at the end after the credits, but the evil Sinestro reveal was empty. There was literally no reasonable build up to why he would turn into a yellow lantern. I think they were trying to play off the fact he said fear 30 times while training Hal, but it wasn't even put in the right light as he was actually saying Green lanterns can't have fear and you're (Hal) afraid. The thing is Sinestro was right, Hal did have to get rid of his fear. But wait Dark Choclate, what about the scene in which Sinestro suggests to the guardians making a yellow ring? Oh you mean the scene that made no sense?? Why would, the guardians, the creators of the universe basically, ever think that fighting the embodiment of fear, a being who is literally suppose represent and be fear itself, would ever think that allowing themselves to succumb to the power of fear and fight fear with fear would work? That basically defeats the purpose of fighting paralax if you're basically joining up with him. I dont remember if this happened in the comics but I get the idea. Oh paralax is so evil and powerful we are basically left with no choice. Except the movie never actually reached that point of desperation. They have a whole fucking lantern core, and you're trying to tell me the creators of the universe can't beat it? let it alone try to with more than 6 people?? And then you're gonna tell me ONLY two individual people in their respective occasions can beat it? The taste of it all and the lack of framing just comes off as sour in your mouth and back to Sinestro, I never felt like he was evil or desperate in the movie. If you wanna prove he's a bad guy then show us why and how. And at this point I just don't care cause its just feels like they'd give us more shitty exposition to figure it out.
 

azriel2422

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I do realize, and preface this comment, to say that we are all entitled to our opinions. That said, I have read the comic and am familiar with the Lantern Corp and I thought this movie was actually pretty decent. I thought it was at the very least as entertaining as Thor and has the potential to be very good. Obviously there are still a ton of flaws but the movie was entertaining, it stuck to the comic enough to please me as a fan, and the CGI was not as distracting as I have been reading from critics. I respect MovieBob's opinion and typically agree with him on his reviews. This one however I do not...but that again is the beauty of opinions.
 

Adultism

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Ugh, Another review of Bob ranting, just what I wanted to watch.

Still going to go see it, just because Bob says its bad, doesn't mean it is. So I'm going to try it out.