Escape to the Movies: Jack the Giant Slayer

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NightmareWarden

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madwarper said:
So, this movie sucked... Big surprise.

But, anyone remember the Attack on Titan [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Titan] manga? Apparently it's getting an anime and movie this year.
Looking good.
Ohh, that looks good! I've never heard of that manga, so I'll ask you: should I wait and watch the anime or read the manga first? Is the manga complete or ongoing?
 

kael013

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Casual Shinji said:
I don't think there's ever going to be an Oz movie more gritty than Return to Oz:

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Holy Hell, why have I never heard of this film!? It look's awesome! Must watch on Netflix immediately.

OT: Not surprised in the least. Guess I'll rent it when it comes out on DVD since I've been in a modern fantasy film mood for a long while now and even trash can be entertaining [i/]because[/i] of it's awfulness.
 

SirCannonFodder

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Looks like the 2001 CBS miniseries Jack and the Beanstalk: The Real Story [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_and_the_Beanstalk:_The_Real_Story] is a much better "gritty" re-telling of the story.
 

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madwarper said:
So, this movie sucked... Big surprise.

But, anyone remember the Attack on Titan [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attack_on_Titan] manga? Apparently it's getting an anime and movie this year.
Looking good.
I could watch the shit out of that anime.
 

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Blunderboy said:
Can't say I'm shocked.
You know what could be good?

A film adaptation of Fables.
It's been a while since I read them, but isn't there some plot in Fables where Jack actually becomes a Hollywood exec and starts a movie trilogy about himself?
I'm guessing the fictional films were better than the dud Bob reviewed though.
 

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jFr[e said:
ak93]I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not... Kinda want a review of Stoker now.

Maybe it's for the best Singer didn't get Star Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkIlHgahBTE

Mark Kermode's review of Stoker.
I'm worried about Park Chan Wook's translation to Hollywood, but Kermode seems to think it's good.
 

Blunderboy

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erbkaiser said:
Blunderboy said:
Can't say I'm shocked.
You know what could be good?

A film adaptation of Fables.
It's been a while since I read them, but isn't there some plot in Fables where Jack actually becomes a Hollywood exec and starts a movie trilogy about himself?
I'm guessing the fictional films were better than the dud Bob reviewed though.
He does indeed. He even got a spin off comic series called Jack of Fables. I've not read it though.
 

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I can confirm, STOKER is an awesome movie with some cool Gothic vibes. Gorgeous movie. Everyone should see it if it's available near you. Took my whole family, and they all loved it because it was a horror thriller without the gore or excess violence.

But then I wasn't expecting anything less from the director of Oldboy, Thirst, and Sympathy for Mr Vengeance.

 

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Azuaron said:
shadowstriker86 said:
DVS BSTrD said:
shadowstriker86 said:
yes, yes you are the only one who remembers that movie. the best jack in the beanstalk movie was actually in this review: the mickey mouse version
Mickey Mouse should start doing fairytales again. When was the last time you saw him in anything besides videogames?
Bioshock apparently
I don't know much, but...isn't Bioshock a videogame?
You know its funny i didn't even realize it until you said it lol
 

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1. Bob... Couldn't you have just said "Give this a pass, it's trashy and forgettable" and then gone on and reviewed Stoker? I mean, come on, I'm sure it would be more interesting. I was looking forward to hearing your thoughts. Oh well.

2. A somewhat positive remark on Amazing Spider-man, whoop! I was really psyched by the new suit.
 

jmarquiso

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I really want Singer to do well. He directed two of my favorite movies of all time, and he's competent. He should go back to smaller budgets perhaps.
 

Furbyz

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minnull said:
Can't say that I'm really surprised this film ended up being a dudd. Next up, Mary: Rise of the Nano Lambs
I can honestly see this really working. I mean, if the nano lambs are enacting some type of grey goo scenario
( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grey_goo ) centered around one little girl they're following and making everything white. Or as medical technology meant to act as her immune system that malfunctions and starts attacking carriers of disease, aka other people. It's even got some real life parallels with Typhoid Mary.

I can see the trailer in my head. I want this movie. It doesn't need actual nursery rhyme parallels, but I love the concept.
 

soren7550

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Hey Mr. Bob, regarding that line about Hoult trying to become a leading man, you said "yeah, good luck with that" (something close to those lines) and showed a poster for Warm Bodies as if the movie was crap. I thought you enjoyed it and Hoult's performance in it?
 

Novan Leon

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Did MovieBob even watch the movie?

That's the feeling I get after watching his review. I saw the movie and liked it. It's no artistic masterpiece, but it was thoroughly enjoyable and avoided just enough of the cliches to be interesting. It certainly wasn't as bad as he made it sound.

I'm beginning to question MovieBob's taste in movies, especially after hearing that he gave a thumbs up to Superman Returns.
 

evilpenquin

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My wife and I go on a movie date every week, aside from the big release times we just end up seeing whatever is out. This week it was jack the giant slayer. Now by no means was it an amazing movie, it doesn't deserve an award, it wont make alot of money, and it will just be a footnote in the career of those involved. But I was entertained for the duration of the movie, as was my wife....neither of us left the theater in an uproar or angry about the future of cinema or anything of that sort, we just sorta agreed "eh, not bad" and moved on. My point being that all movies don't HAVE to win awards, make huge profits, or highlight the next big names career. It was decently entertaining....as a form of entertainment...it did its job.

The way they ended the movie was complete trash, I will concede that...and I'm rather shocked that wasn't mentioned in the review.
 

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Li Mu said:
jFr[e said:
ak93]I feel like I should be surprised, but I'm not... Kinda want a review of Stoker now.

Maybe it's for the best Singer didn't get Star Wars
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkIlHgahBTE

Mark Kermode's review of Stoker.
I'm worried about Park Chan Wook's translation to Hollywood, but Kermode seems to think it's good.
Bob says it's like a Brian DePalma movie when we was actually good, so I'm interested in seeing it. Trouble is I can't find it at any local theaters. On a side note, what the hell happened to DePalma?
 

Psykoma

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I think Bob might have been having a bit of a bad mood when he went to watch this.

I saw it over the weekend and while it won't be winning any awards, it was perfectly serviceable for an otherwise boring day. Always gotta appreciate Ewan McGregor being dapper.

Although I will admit the 'surprise' at the end was really freaking dumb.