Escape to the Movies: Jennifer's Body
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I know why you reviewed this, because Megan Fox is in it and that is all. She may be hot but she's dumb as a brick(her interviews prove that). The only "good" thing about this movie is the make out scene, and if I want to see that stuff, I'll use google.
Agree with everything except "90's horror sucked".
What about Silence of the Lambs and Seven, eh?
Although those are more like thriller movies, but still.
What about Silence of the Lambs and Seven, eh?
Although those are more like thriller movies, but still.
In a sad, humourless world, my friend.creatiwe said:
Given the fact that I haven't even heard of this movie before now, it apparently turned out exactly as was to be expected.
i knew bob would review this one sooner or later, also i knew he would tear it a new one. nice one bob =D
I got to be honest. Those softcore pictures in the video were a little......... distracting. 
I'm glad to see Moviebob tear this movie a new one. I kind of wish he does the new Tyler Perry movie next week. Just to see him go off on that too.
I'm glad to see Moviebob tear this movie a new one. I kind of wish he does the new Tyler Perry movie next week. Just to see him go off on that too.
Movie Bob just thought I dlike to say. You're the best thing on the escapist since yahtzee. Cos as much As I love games. Im a much bigger film geek. I love you're reviews because you hate TF2 as much as I do (even if we're up against all our friends) and you hate megan fox as much as I do. Seriously. I'm not a massive nerd so I actually get girls (DOnt hate me) so the whole couldnt get the girls argument wont work on me, but Megan fox pisses me off so much.
Im an aspiring actor and I have more talent in my punic hairs than she does in her entire made by china body, But when I see her getting roles to stand around looking like a 3 dollar whore. And Im sitting here in England trying my darndest to get the role of Hamlet, I get so Angry.
So please Stand behind me and Bob... And boycott mother fucking Megan Foxx!!!
Im an aspiring actor and I have more talent in my punic hairs than she does in her entire made by china body, But when I see her getting roles to stand around looking like a 3 dollar whore. And Im sitting here in England trying my darndest to get the role of Hamlet, I get so Angry.
So please Stand behind me and Bob... And boycott mother fucking Megan Foxx!!!
Thank you, Megan Fox, you was hot when you was in Hope and Faith and you hardly had any lines, the mystery behind you as an actress and the mystery behind why you weren't a solid character in the show really made me see you a better light because my imagination ran wild.
Give me Natalie Portman, seriously, I'll pay in whatever services for Natalie Portman.
Don't know why since all the other video's on the Escapist are pretty good, apart from Doomsday, the audio on that is way off, i'm a music freak, I guess you could call me an Audiophile and Doomsday while fun I'm hurting when I hear it. Them amplification is all wrong for some reason?.
Give me Natalie Portman, seriously, I'll pay in whatever services for Natalie Portman.
Yeah I guess so, ermmm, I was actually gonna do a thread about video codecs on the net but hey you've just ruin my life's work (not really, it was like two weeks of checking out Gertsmann but nevermind)Nimbus said:
Don't know why since all the other video's on the Escapist are pretty good, apart from Doomsday, the audio on that is way off, i'm a music freak, I guess you could call me an Audiophile and Doomsday while fun I'm hurting when I hear it. Them amplification is all wrong for some reason?.
Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.
As for Megan Fox, yeah. I feel that she is way too overhyped for has shitty of an actress as she is. She's hot, but her face... i dunno...
Anyway, this movie was going to be obviously bad from the get-go. I don't even know why you bothered to tell us something this obvious when there are perfect good (sounding) movies out I'd rather be hearing about like Informant, which actually sounds like a movie worth watching and I probably will see it.
As for Megan Fox, yeah. I feel that she is way too overhyped for has shitty of an actress as she is. She's hot, but her face... i dunno...
Anyway, this movie was going to be obviously bad from the get-go. I don't even know why you bothered to tell us something this obvious when there are perfect good (sounding) movies out I'd rather be hearing about like Informant, which actually sounds like a movie worth watching and I probably will see it.
Well MovieBob, even though I'm usually against 'reviews' that turn into more 'rants' about a specific part of whatever it is you're reviewing (In this case: Megan Fox) since it detracts from what you are actually supposed to be doing (reviewing), I will say I appreciated it this time.
Why?
Because you hit the nail on the head. Megan Fox is getting for more press and attention then both her acting 'skills' (Stifles laughter) and her 'good looks' deserve. When I saw the trailer for this movie before District 9 (Killer flic) I knew it was going to suck, so the review only confirmed my suspicions. But I really did appreciate the time taken to point out the fact that Megan Fox has the acting ability of a rusty hinge (Though the hinge has more character), and the generic looks of any other commercial tart we get shoved in out face at every billboard, TV ad, and 'Evony' advertisement.
Well said, Mr. Bob.
Well Said.
Why?
Because you hit the nail on the head. Megan Fox is getting for more press and attention then both her acting 'skills' (Stifles laughter) and her 'good looks' deserve. When I saw the trailer for this movie before District 9 (Killer flic) I knew it was going to suck, so the review only confirmed my suspicions. But I really did appreciate the time taken to point out the fact that Megan Fox has the acting ability of a rusty hinge (Though the hinge has more character), and the generic looks of any other commercial tart we get shoved in out face at every billboard, TV ad, and 'Evony' advertisement.
Well said, Mr. Bob.
Well Said.
I never thought meg was that hot, but not for the same reason as the video. every thime i've seen her in a movie, picture, or television appearance, she hes this... SHEEN to her that looks like she got bent over and banged in a hot cramped space, then threw on a clean set of clothes and shwed up for whatever she had to do.
some guys get off on that, i suppose
at ny rate, i'll steal this movie on dvd from someone and then use it to punish my friends when they misbehave
some guys get off on that, i suppose
at ny rate, i'll steal this movie on dvd from someone and then use it to punish my friends when they misbehave