-sigh- Moviebob is nothing but a fashionable nonconformist. It gets old after a while. At least Yahtzee was funny when he started.
Escape to the Movies: Jennifer's Body
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Unfortunately, Moviebob got into the rut Yahtzee was into for a while. Your disdain of Michael Bay/Megan Fox is kinda predictable and gets in the way. Review something indy without mentioning those two people, and these vids will be great again.
Well there are many myths, legends, and lore that do have to do with virgin sacrifice. The funnier part is how you bolded it like I believe in demon's or the like ... when I clearly do state Mythology. But anyway, I was just trying to educate on a point that Bob may have not known the writer could have drawn from. But thanks for your two cents that added nothing productive to the conversation anyway.Scrythe said:Uncompetative said:Treefingers said:SilverUchiha said:Zedzero said:
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You seem well versed in actual demon mythology. Do you think you could recommend a book or two of the actual demon mythology variety? Because last time I checked, pretty much every faith in the past millennia or so has it's own form of "demons", and I'm pretty sure hardly any of them had anything to do with sacrifices, virgin or not.bickster said:
Except, of course, actual demon mythology.
Every word said true. Props dude, glad to know I'm not the only one out there who would shake Fox's hand (Probably catch something).
i saw this movie the other day for one reason... i think you can guess what it was.
I knew it was going to be bad from the get-go but oh well.
Turns out it was so bad it was hilarious. Not hilarious in the way that the jokes were funny, just made my friends and I laugh out asses off at the bad acting, plot, and characters.
I knew it was going to be bad from the get-go but oh well.
Turns out it was so bad it was hilarious. Not hilarious in the way that the jokes were funny, just made my friends and I laugh out asses off at the bad acting, plot, and characters.
Hell not even google, I could go to dogpile, AskJeeves, Yahoo, MyFreePaysite, etc for free pr0n >.<mattttherman3 said:
soo yeeah... whats the appeal of this film for the 10% or so of us men who just dont like women that way? Transformers at the least had the promises of giant robot battles (which weren't that good any way) But now is just MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX MEGAN FOX. Thank god someone agrees with me >.>
After reading all this I'm wondering what is more hated on the forums of the escapist Megan Fox or the Halo Series.
For the record I would not kick Halo out of bed for eating crackers and I though Megan was a great series of FPS games
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For the record I would not kick Halo out of bed for eating crackers and I though Megan was a great series of FPS games
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No mention of the director in the whole review? I think she was the weakest link, as a good director can mask even the shittiest script and coach bad actors. She had two interesting shots but had the same problem as Aeon Flux in she doesn't know how to make a complete movie. Just collection of events kinda floating on screen...mostly boring shit.
So in other words Meagan Fox is the new Pamela Anderson, only without breast implants.
Edit:...as far as we know.
Edit:...as far as we know.
Y'know, today I realized something and it's KILLING me that I didn't think to include it in the review-proper:
If you want to see a GOOD version of this movie, track down a Canadian-made horror flick from a few years back called "Ginger Snaps." It's the same basic premise, except that instead of being BFF's the two girls are sisters, and instead of demons the "hot one" is turning into a werewolf. It was well-regarded enough among horror circles to merit a sequel and a prequel, both also pretty good. Give it a look.
If you want to see a GOOD version of this movie, track down a Canadian-made horror flick from a few years back called "Ginger Snaps." It's the same basic premise, except that instead of being BFF's the two girls are sisters, and instead of demons the "hot one" is turning into a werewolf. It was well-regarded enough among horror circles to merit a sequel and a prequel, both also pretty good. Give it a look.
Why all the hype about Megan Fox?
It's the eyes! Sure you can go to the beach and see a smoking hot body but us 'eye people' usually can't find someone with beautiful eyes and a body. Nope, she still can't act but she's no worse than Alicia Silverstone who was probably our last fix (except for Halle, but Halle can act).
Just thought you'd like to know.
It's the eyes! Sure you can go to the beach and see a smoking hot body but us 'eye people' usually can't find someone with beautiful eyes and a body. Nope, she still can't act but she's no worse than Alicia Silverstone who was probably our last fix (except for Halle, but Halle can act).
Just thought you'd like to know.
THANK YOU! I'm glad there is at least one reviewer who knows what his talking about, your reviews are much more enlightening and truthful than well "At the Movies" (on abc).
Now i'd like to share a theory about Megan Fox, she's hot to females, which basicly means she's lesbian hot. I know several girls who think Megan Fox is hot, but no guys.... well not anything new (hot) to them.
Thus all the hype about her is from young teenage girls, who think boy bands are the best thing since slice bread.
Now i'd like to share a theory about Megan Fox, she's hot to females, which basicly means she's lesbian hot. I know several girls who think Megan Fox is hot, but no guys.... well not anything new (hot) to them.
Thus all the hype about her is from young teenage girls, who think boy bands are the best thing since slice bread.
People are annoyed because he has made at least one comment against the transformers and talked about how much they suck in almost if not every review regardless of what he his reviewing in that specific video.Kstreitenfeld said:
I thought Transformers 2 was medicore and unmemorable but it is getting tiring that he takes time out to bash it every, single, video.
