Escape to the Movies: Jennifer's Body

[Nomanslander]

why is it that when i say megan fox isnt like the hottest thing ever im called a fag..... I mean jesus there are so many hotter girls

Meh, when ever people tell me what I think of her I say I'm thrown off by her giant toe thumbs, trust me works like a charm, and didn't like her well before I noticed those features of hers.

Truth is now every time I see her I have to see her thumbs just so I can say "eww gross," she is just so bland and uninteresting to me that that's the only way I can amuse myself while she's on screen...lol

 

[jacobschndr]

Was this a crtique of a film or a bashing of Megan Fox, and every hot actress in Hollywood? Seriously, what do you think the movie was going to be about other than a long TNA segment? You think films like "Coyote Ugly" and "Bring It" were watched for their writing? FUCK NO!!

People (especially younger people or people who still THINK their young) go see movies like this because of clevage and ass shots. Besides the biggest role Megan Fox had before Transformers was a cameo on "Two and a Half Men" so can you blame her for trying another movie-thats-only-good-to-watch-with-earplugs (get it?). I think Megan Fox is sexy.

And for fucks sake can you shut up already about Transformers?! We all get you hate them as well as Michael Bay with a passion. I hate when my shirts bet faded in the wash but you see me ***** about every chance I get. Let it go.

why don't you review something like a comedy or documentary, like the informant or the invention of lying (ricky Gervais is Hilarious) you know something other than horror or action for once?

 

[Altorin]

I think that was Transformers 2.

Funny, I actually enjoyed that movie. Too bad I haven't bought into the bandwagon of hating it like everyone else.

seriously tried to like it.

It was about an hour too long.

And that's not a "I had to pee, let it be over" opinion

that's a "there is at least an hour worth of shit that doesn't need to be in this movie" opinion.

I have no real issue with Michael Bay, honestly. My real issue with Transformers 2 is whoever edited that piece of crap. If it was mostly Michael Bay, then I'll concede, but any half decent editor has to have the balls to say "No, that will make the movie far too long and far too stupid." at some point.

 

[daedrick]

Is it just me or are MovieBob videos terribly compressed?

noOOoooOO its not just you, and Im really tired of that... I have posted that same comment every freaking time he posted a clip but it seems the dumb bob wont listen to us and read on the INTERTUBE how to compress a movie decently.

On another note, well not really but w/e, I dislike his red background, but I like his critics.

 

[MondayJokerAnfiniti]

A shitty horror film featuring a shitty sex object who couldn't act her way out of getting a parking ticket? (which is remarkably easy where I'm from) No one could pay me to see this movie.

I love it whan good critics bash bad films, and as for Megan Fox.....well I've never been attracted to any female movie actor and/or tv personality.

Why should Moviebob stop bashing transformers if he's talking about actors or things related to it? The popular and casual crowds will soon forget all about the film, while long time transformer fans will have to look back on it as wasted potential. That is, unless we're lucky and a good director decides to ressurect the movie franchise(but that can't happen until after Bay's third film).

I will disagree about what he said about the 90's though. The horror films might have sucked, but it was the golden age of gaming.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Yeah I just have one thing to say to you. : Will you quit bashing Transforms over the head with a metal bat? I mean come ON! It was a good film. I bet the reason you don't like it is because like Star Trek it wasn't for all the 80's nerds and for us new guys. Yeah I like good,smart,action packed movies like The Dark Knight,District 9, all six of the Star Wars movies,Shriek,Indian Jones, Xmen 1 2 3 and Wolverine,and Up, but Bob Transforms 1+2 were both good movies and I'm sick of your whining and bitching.
Stick it. S-Unleashed

 

[LilGherkin]

You tricked me at the end, I hit the comments link when the credits starting rolling than had to reload the entire thing after you said "Wait".

 

[Ohlookit'sMatty]

And they say that there is no original ideas life in the world // Well in all fairness, when you have her openin shot in Transformers 2 but an up shot of her straddling a motorbike you can see when the review is coming from // She is acted as the 'hot chick' which by the looks of this movie is something they play with, alot!

-M

 

[Elf Defiler Korgan]

I like this guy. He clearly didn't like it; I'm tempted to see it to see if the points hold. Good stab at the twilight fans; boy did that drag a lot of conforming moths to its meagre flame.

Keep up the good work champ.

 

[Sheinen]

Yep, the film sucks - congratulations master of stating the obvious, your award is in the post! It is unfortunately the season for shitty horror, Halloween's on it's way and people are in the mood - we even have to put up with another shockingly pathetic excuse for a Saw movie!

Personally, while I don't think that Megan Fox is quite as hot as The Chinese Bird from Sin City, I would merrily cream on her face

 

[pliusmannn]

seriously. where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

We'd still be stuck in caves as all the smart people would be being distracted by sex....

God damnit, I need a girlfriend!

go to the nightclub or a pub or somewhere, don't sit by pc

 

[Doug]

seriously. where would the world be if nerds didn't get dumped by hot women in high school

We'd still be stuck in caves as all the smart people would be being distracted by sex....

God damnit, I need a girlfriend!

go to the nightclub or a pub or somewhere, don't sit by pc

But then I'd have an "Alkey Holic" girlfriend; seriously, in the UK, everyone who goes to a pub on the weekend is gonna die of liver failure aged 30.

 

[bickster]

I actually can't believe I am half coming to the defense of this movie, but I think the only reason I am is because of a few points made.

#1- In actual demon mythology if you were to make a sacrifice of someone who was not a virgin the exact thing that would happen ... well happened. So not really bad plot 'writing' as it was cut and paste from an actual form of mythology. So I can't find a reason to knock that,

#2- Megan Fox is a horrible, crappy actor and that is why this movie pretty much worked for her. This movie was self aware that it was not supposed to be ground breaking and I am pretty sure Fox, really just played herself in the movie because it worked for like the 1st time ever.

#3- So I don;t think it's profound or out there, but it is mindless fun and it is worth a good few chuckles or so. Just be aware that the movie is 'bad' but it knows it is. Almost like it tried to reach for Evil Dead, but well ... failed on that front.

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

He is actually right, if youve seen half the women ive seen you would think that Megan Fox is nothing special

 

[-AC80-]

well that saved my "friends" a few quid

 

[Scrythe]

Transformers is the best movie of all time.

Fucking brilliant. Except i thought that Scream was great. Otherwise, fucking brilliant.

Jesus Christ, stop bashing Transformers so much. We get it, you didn't like those films. Quite a few people (myself included) actually enjoyed them.

Agrred. Except the 90's suck, Nirvana, Radiohead I don't think so! At least there were some great bands, unlike the 80's.

Spoiler: My simultaneous response to the above

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I actually can't believe I am half coming to the defense of this movie, but I think the only reason I am is because of a few points made.

#1- In actual demon mythology if you were to make a sacrifice of someone who was not a virgin the exact thing that would happen ... well happened. So not really bad plot 'writing' as it was cut and paste from an actual form of mythology. So I can't find a reason to knock that,.

You seem well versed in actual demon mythology. Do you think you could recommend a book or two of the actual demon mythology variety? Because last time I checked, pretty much every faith in the past millennia or so has it's own form of "demons", and I'm pretty sure hardly any of them had anything to do with sacrifices, virgin or not.

Except, of course, actual demon mythology.

 

[Syphous]

Whatever, I think Megan Fox is fucking hot. Yeah I'm sure this movie blows, and I doubt I'll ever see it, but Megan Fox is still fucking hot. Not as hot as Jessica Alba though. /drool

 

[Boxpopper]

I saw this coming a mile away, but I still am going to see it. The trailers looked so dumbfoundedly stupid, that, well, I can't believe it could be so stupid. It looks definately stupid enough to enjoy in that way.

If you haven't seen the trailer or don't see what I'm talking about, let me review one of the conversations it showed:

Demon girl: I am STILL socially relevant!
Girl: You are not socially relevant!
Demon girl: I'm going to eat your soul!

Bring on the Symphony of the Night intro...

 

[Mana Fiend]

Man, my housemates are such Megan Fox fans. Alongside most of their friends. I tried to convince them that she wasn't nearly as hot as Natalie Portman, or even Helena Bonham Carter in a large number of roles. No luck there... Apparently I'm not a 'real man', to semi-quote them.

But, in all, I pretty much agree with this role. Saw it a few nights ago (the trailer appeared on TV, and hence the topic was brought up). Really un-appealing stuff. Shame, too, cause I was expecting something quite good at least from Cody. I did love me Juno.

 

[Captain_Caveman]

I'd hit it.

also, the 90's ruled. the 80s sucked. so did the 00's.

70's ruled as well. 60s were blah. 50s ruled. 40s sucked. 30s were cool.