STOP WITH THE FUCKING JOKES.
Not everyone needs sex in a movie to make it fun for them. I freely admit to being a fan of a lot of romantic comedies (though not all) and a large part of the reason for me personally is that they take away the sex aspect.
I am fully aware that there is an animalistic lust involved in a lot of relationships, I am aware that people in adult relationships will generally have sex, I am aware that having sex is perfectly naturual, usually fun and depending on the person a perfect representation of the physical love you hold for one another.
What I also am is a romantic, an old fashioned guy who would like to believe that sometimes you can be kind and chivalrous to a woman without wanting to get into her pants. And a lot of romantic comedies play directly to that aspect of my likes and interests. I am the sort of guy who has done the 'resolving difficult relationship issues by yelling at someone across a crowded room' (it's about as fun as it sounds) I have stood outside someone's window at 2:30 am and recited poetry to them (It worked) and I am the guy who thinks all of the crazy stuff guys do in romcoms is actually a sign of a not inconsiderable amount of love and bravery because let's face it, if you're prepared to look like that much of an idiot, then you probably feel something pretty deeply towards the person you're yelling it to.
So stop making jokes about sex, and please don't imply that the only thing that would make a romantic comedy is good is the inclusion of sex. Either that, or go back to reviewing action and sci-fi and things that you like and know something about. I wouldn't pretend to know anything about sports games, so if asked for my opinion I don't give a response, I don't pretend to know anything about cinematography, so when asked about films I reserve my comments to the story and characters. It feels like you don't know anything about romantic comedies, so don't try to talk about them until you do.