Yeah. 'Cause Macgruber looks sooo good.LOLCMONBRUH said:Seriously? Must be nothing out this week huh, Bob?
Yeah. 'Cause Macgruber looks sooo good.LOLCMONBRUH said:Seriously? Must be nothing out this week huh, Bob?
WAIT THEY ARE MAKING A GAME OF THE MOVIE OF THE GAME OF PRINSE OF PERSIA?!Jman1236 said:WTF Shrek 4? I was looking forward to you reviewing the prince of persia movie that opens this week. Well maybe your holding off till next week when Yahtazee can tear the movie licensed prince of persia game a new one then you can give us your thoughts on the movie.
You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
I agree with Antacid, only Toy Story was shit too. It was probably the first 3D movie I ever hated.Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
There was no 3D when Toy Story came out. Not in the cinemas.likalaruku said:I agree with Antacid, only Toy Story was shit too. It was probably the first 3D movie I ever hated.Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
That's why it was the first 3D thing I hated. I might have liked it a tiny bit if it had been stop-motion & didn't remind me of the Raggedy Anne & Andy movie.Abedeus said:There was no 3D when Toy Story came out. Not in the cinemas.likalaruku said:I agree with Antacid, only Toy Story was shit too. It was probably the first 3D movie I ever hated.Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
likalaruku said:That's why it was the first 3D thing I hated. I might have liked it a tiny bit if it had been stop-motion & didn't remind me of the Raggedy Anne & Andy movie.Abedeus said:There was no 3D when Toy Story came out. Not in the cinemas.likalaruku said:I agree with Antacid, only Toy Story was shit too. It was probably the first 3D movie I ever hated.Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
I condicer ALL CG animation to be 3D as opposed to 2D cell & flash animation.Abedeus said:likalaruku said:That's why it was the first 3D thing I hated. I might have liked it a tiny bit if it had been stop-motion & didn't remind me of the Raggedy Anne & Andy movie.Abedeus said:There was no 3D when Toy Story came out. Not in the cinemas.likalaruku said:I agree with Antacid, only Toy Story was shit too. It was probably the first 3D movie I ever hated.Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
DUDE. How could it be the first 3D movie you've hated, if TOY STORY WASN'T IN 3D?!
Well I consider myself surrounded by naked cheerleaders doing me all kinds of massages. Feet, back, anything you name it.likalaruku said:I condicer ALL CG animation to be 3D as opposed to 2D cell & flash animation.Abedeus said:likalaruku said:That's why it was the first 3D thing I hated. I might have liked it a tiny bit if it had been stop-motion & didn't remind me of the Raggedy Anne & Andy movie.Abedeus said:There was no 3D when Toy Story came out. Not in the cinemas.likalaruku said:I agree with Antacid, only Toy Story was shit too. It was probably the first 3D movie I ever hated.Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:"Remember how good the first Shrek was?"
No.
Oh, and except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
DUDE. How could it be the first 3D movie you've hated, if TOY STORY WASN'T IN 3D?!
Abedeus said:Well have at em.likalaruku said:Well I consider myself surrounded by naked cheerleaders doing me all kinds of massages. Feet, back, anything you name it.
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I thought "the Dragon movie" was awesome too. Also, Kung Fu Panda was really good. That formula seems to be working.ccesarano said:Fuck you on saying the Dragon movie was "okay", though. That movie was awesome.
(Ok, it went through the exact same plot as Kung Fu Panda and probably any other Dreamworks film, where the outcast is bad at something, then learns he is good at it after all, then blah blah yack yack happy resolution. But it was still good!).
I sense that you are mistaking me for a troll. I merely wished to make a few points:Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
2) Does that make them really, really bad? Does it mean they eat children?Antacid said:I sense that you are mistaking me for a troll. I merely wished to make a few points:Abedeus said:You have no idea how much ire that post has provoked. I'm iring so much right now, you better find a bomb shelter. And put it inside another bomb shelter. And bury it underground. Because I'm going to buy that God's Finger weapon, place about 10 titanium rods on the orbit, each weighting 50 tons, and launch them at your home, all with acceleration of 20km/s^s. After few seconds, there will be nothing left of you, make your time.Antacid said:except for the first Toy Story Pixar's movies are all tiresomely generic, unimaginative tosh hiding behind superficially high concepts. Yes, that includes the Incredibles. No, I'm not saying Dreamworks are any better. Hayao Miyazaki, baby!
1) Ppl should really check out Miyazaki's stuffs he's awesome <3 <3
2) Western animation is always hamstrung by committee plot design which restricts the kinds of stories they can tell and ensures that even if the story idea is clever the character conflicts are always loldimensional.
3) Audiences tend to put movies aimed primarily at children into a different box than those for adults and switch off their critical faculties. Lazy writing gets ignored and the movies get universal critical acclaim and 100% tomatometer ratings, which makes everyone involved look silly.
4) Animated movies are directed by experienced animation specialists who run animation factories with large staffs, limiting the pool of talent available and reduces the likelihood of someone who's a really good storyteller getting into a position of enough power to get a movie made. There's never been a twentysomething auteur animator that got to make an animated movie for a major studio. A Cameron or a Spielburgwould have to do mindless gruntwork for a decade before getting any creative power and why would they choose to do that?
5) The really skilled writers and directors are all working on movies aimed at adults, obviously, because why would any real artist accept a bunch of restrictions about what they can make movies about tied to a massive increase in production cost and the number of people who are going to want to influence the end result?