Escape to the Movies: Super Mario Bros. (Rough Cut)

[Wilko316]

I figured it out as soon as that fag from Jersey Shore was mentioned, I figured Bob was up to something but when he said Mike "The Situation" was Mario it smacked me in the face that he was joking.

 

[Discord]

Ohhhhhh Right Right... April Fools Day; Never took the day that seriously Really.

On topic -

As soon as I saw all the mentions of Like Keisha and The Rock I knew it was a gag, the whole 5D thing thing does however does sound like it could be real and/or something Nintendo would either start or jump on.

 

[binvjoh]

Please, someone make this movie.

 

[Naeras]

Sorry, but that was a bit TOO obvious =/ Nice try though!

 

[Skeleon]

Foolish fools of April!

 

[Arkvoodle]

MY enjoyment of this is hampered by the fact that approximately 30% of the people who view this may indeed think such a film is real.

 

[Zhukov]

You had me for about 50 seconds.

 

[Jacob Haggarty]

Pretty lame as an april fools in all honesty. You should've at least TRIED to convince people it was real. An april fools is only funny if some people genuinely believe that its real.

If anyone DID happen to believe this, then i despair.

 

[Trucken]

"Super Mario Bros movie." Hmmm, this can't be real, right?
"Mongolia." Yeah, this must be a joke. Right?
"The Situation stars as Mario." OK, yeah, it's a joke. A good one too.

 

[pigmy wurm]

now I want nintendo to create a smash bros movie. Something like subspace enemy but more epic and it would actually have dialog.

Also, I could see and F-Zero movie working well, it would basically be a grittier version of the new speedracer film that would hopefully suck less. Since it's a racing game that has always had the feeling like their is a bit of stuff going on behind the scenes as long as they include some cool race scenes it would give the writers a lot of flexibility with the rest of the plot. It would be really funny to see Black Shadow in live action.

 

[WhiteFangofWhoa]

Good one, best April Fools I've seen today if not quite as sarcastically funny as Yahtzee's Duke Nukem Forever.

Still sounds better than the actual SMB movie.

 

[Falseprophet]

OK, I was worried this would be overlong and tortured, but there were some genuine laugh-out-loud moments sprinkled throughout. I especially loved "Don Keikong", "Mr. Segale", and Tyler Perry's take on Kirby.

April 1st is actually the perfect date for this, considering what a wasteland for new film releases it is.

 

[Ickabod]

That was fun, nice work

 

[B-rad747]

not even gonna lie. kinda wish this was real.

 

[Crusnik]

Well played, Bob.

Well played.

 

[Sexual Harassment Panda]

*shrug* wasn't that bad on an april fool, but feel a bit weak

Would rather have got a movie review

Agreed.

I was pretty bored watching that, normally "escape to the movies" is my favourite contribution to the site.

 

[maninahat]

Ha ha ha...?

While I understand that an April Fool's prank is tradition, I would have been much happier with a standard review.

Also, no offense to Bob (I love you), but I'm not a fan of your original comedy and story lines. That's why I was turned off my your "Antithinker" thing.

Nice try, and there were some moments that made me laugh, but I was too busy being disappointed to enjoy it as much as I could have.

See you next week.

You said everything I needed to say. Good lord, Bob's comedy is dire. This is the first movie Bob video I started skipping through to see if there was anything that wasn't a waste of my time, or at least something faintly amusing; a major achievement for a 5 minute video.