Escape to the Movies: The Expendables

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Cherry Cola

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Vrach said:
Hubilub said:
I could barely finish watching this review. Took a lot of strength.

I can't believe Bob this week. We are obedient sheep because we go see one of the biggest collaboration films this decade instead of watching a film that was barely advertised in many places? We are the worst kind of people on earth because we like the premise that a movie will be an homage to 80s action films?

He dropped the ball on this review. Insulting a film is one thing, insulting someone for liking it is another, but insulting people for thinking the premise sounds like a fun idea?. That's a new low. I won't even go into how much I disagree with you on the quality of the film.

For someone who tries to hinder people from being elitist nerds, you are one of the biggest elitist nerds I've seen in quite a while.
He had an opinion, a strong one at that. And this movie's practically the action version of Twilight and I didn't see many people ripping on his arse for spewing a bile of puke all over that - so let's not start being hypocrites just because he did it to a movie you liked.

Don't know how anyone could think it would be good anyway. I mean you see every major action star shoved into one movie and your first thought is to see it ASAP no questions asked? Really? Sorry, but that is the definition of being a sheep in my book, blindly jumping into the theatre cause of a bunch of famous actors (most, if not all of whom have had many bad movies under their belt).

No offense to anyone who liked the movie btw. If you enjoy that kind of stuff, go for it, it's your money and each to their own. But I've got a feeling a lot of people just got dragged into the theatre by a list of names on the poster, to those, hope you learned something from the experience :p
How do you miss my point that greatly?

I'm talking about his criticism against the people who like the film, not his criticism against the film itself. He can shit on the film all he wants, but once he starts insulting me for enjoying films like that, I'm standing up for myself.

And your definition of a sheep is moronic. So because I think a film premise sounds interesting I'm a blind slave of Hollywood? If that's what you consider a sheep, then every person who has every watched a movie because he thought it sounded interesting is a sheep.
 

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I absolutely loved The Expendables. I miss all those crazy action movies from when I was growing up, and that's exactly what the movie was. I had a smile on my face from start to finish.
 

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Nerf Ninja said:
tobi the good boy said:
that or the movie was just generally bad, which in accodence to the ammount of posts that seem to be sharing a similar opinion with bob on this matter i would take that as a reliable and valid assumption.

OT: I was in no way expecting this movie to be good, it looked meatheadish and boring so yeah thanks bob for confirming my beliefs... time to go watch splice
I don't think The Expendables will be even vaguely good but I'll still watch it and have fun and then be able to go watch some arthouse film and enjoy that too. we're not all meathead sheep like he wants to believe.

Nurb said:
You're just as bad for using "Elitist".
Oh no, I'm VERY elitist, what's your point?

aeziir said:
Anyone else find it amusing that he insults Movie Bob, yet continues to watch his reviews. Someone apparently gets off on being angry :)
Ha! I'm not even slightly angry and I watch a lot of various reviewers just to see what people think of things and then I make my own mind up. Don't you?
Usually do it backwards: watch a movie then see what people had to think. It only took the trailer for me to come to the conclusion that the Expendables was going to be junk. I was planning to watch it on HBO, but social obligations sped up my timetable. Worst 7 bucks I spent to be honest.
 

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Why do I get the feeling that bob will get a LOT of hate for this just like the final fantasy 8 review did for spoonyone... and thus make him even more famous, well known and pretty much make everything better for him.
 

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Hubilub said:
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Stop.

The.

BLEEPS!

Just use your filthy fucking language in full or don't swear at all, just stop using those annoying bleeps that are louder than the rest of the vid.
I shall take this comment further.

Stop

Bleeping

YOUR COMMENTS!

I've seen a few of them bleeping their swears. Stop that. You're not going to get banned for swearing, so don't try and hide your potty mouth
....What?
 

Cherry Cola

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Nurb said:
Hubilub said:
Nurb said:
Stop.

The.

BLEEPS!

Just use your filthy fucking language in full or don't swear at all, just stop using those annoying bleeps that are louder than the rest of the vid.
I shall take this comment further.

Stop

Bleeping

YOUR COMMENTS!

I've seen a few of them bleeping their swears. Stop that. You're not going to get banned for swearing, so don't try and hide your potty mouth
....What?
I... urm... Forget it. It was nothing. Let us just pretend this never happened.
 

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The Expendables

This week MovieBob lets you know if The Expendables is expendable.

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If it makes you feal any better bob Hollywood made me so afraid of my nostalgia with Transformers that there was no chance in hell I was seeing this movie for money. I must admit I didn't expect you to blast the movie this hard, half expected it to slot into that A-team tier. I'm not sure I want to imagine what horrors lie within.
 

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Hubilub said:
That whole bit about you enjoying the premise so much; you don't think when this movie was being pitched to the studio that maybe that was the major selling point? Cram a bunch of action film stars into a movie people will love that! They know their target audience and they went for it. By your comments I can see they nailed it in your case.
 

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Hubilub said:
Pipotchi said:
Hubilub said:
I could barely finish watching this review. Took a lot of strength.

I can't believe Bob this week. We are obedient sheep because we go see one of the biggest collaboration films this decade instead of watching a film that was barely advertised in many places? We are the worst kind of people on earth because we like the premise that a movie will be an homage to 80s action films?

He dropped the ball on this review. Insulting a film is one thing, insulting someone for liking it is another, but insulting people for thinking the premise sounds like a fun idea?. That's a new low. I won't even go into how much I disagree with you on the quality of the film.

For someone who tries to hinder people from being elitist nerds, you are one of the biggest elitist nerds I've seen in quite a while.
Also this,

Also Movie Bob keeps holding up Equilibrium when talking about better action movies, that movie was utter twaddle pure over stylised matrix clone waffle. Even metacritic has it lower than the Expendables
I'm going to call it:

MovieBob is a hypocrite.

He complains that the people on earth are sheep following the word of the media and that we need to make our own decisions. BULLSHIT. That's not what he wants. He wants to be the one the sheep follow! That's why he's frustrated right now. A majority of people don't do what he thinks they should do, so he claims that they are sheep. What, so if we follow your word and just watch Scott Pilgrim instead of the Expendables we're not sheep?

Does he realize that Scott Pilgrim isn't AT ALL as appealing as The Expendables? Does he realize that Scott Pilgrim is aimed for a much smaller audience than the Expendables? If he doesn't, he's a moron. If he does, then he is frustrated because people won't go to see a film not meant for them, which, again, shows how he wants everyone to be his sheep, following his words. Anyone who doesn't? In Bob's eyes, they are the sheep of the media, explosion hungry idiots who don't deserve to watch films.

He's even worse than fucking Yahtzee! Yahtzee at least doesn't pretend to be anything else than someone who insults people that don't agree with him. Bob tries to make himself look like a god amongst nerds we all should follow, and when we don't, he starts to whine.
I totally agree with this. I had absolutely no desire to see Scott Pilgrim until he actually did his review and said it was awesome. He was not wrong, however, I would have never watched it otherwise. It was not a movie that caught my eye, it was not a movie that looked good.

However, this movie caught me right at the start. A huge lineup of actors that, due to a heightened flow of testosterone in the theater, caused the women around me to grow beards? Well, duh I'm going to want to see it.

Sorry Bob... I feel like this is the second time you've let me down. Book of Eli was much worse though.

First off, very well stated ^
I've always been a fan of those who can articulate ideas well (because i struggle with it myself) which is a large part of why i am a fan of MovieBob. He is able to state his thoughts consicely and coherently, so when your review becomes a stab-happy blur of insults toward a movie its audience and anyone caught by the very interest of this movie i tend to take offense. Right off the bat... it was awsome! When i heard my childhood heros [minus stathem]were teaming up to kick ass together I was thrilled (guess that makes me one of those "worst people" he was talking about). I agree that it relied on its star's fame a little too much, it wasn't as memorable as i wouldve liked, and it couldve shared the spotlight better amoungst all its cast, but it WAS entertaining ;it didnt blow my brains out right there in the theatre seat (like i was sure it would... oh well) but it was really good. Hell i liked it way better than scott pilgrim. SVW's story wasn't "original"... was was a decent micheal cera movie but just because there have never been one of those befor doesnt make it "original." Plus, I think that movie was riding on star power too so there. Dispite me hating it tho i dont think that the people who liked scott vs world are "the worst people in the world"; they liked it, i didnt and thats how diversity goes (apparently the box office agrees with me tho, hahh). Point being i dont come out swingin at those who dont see what i see and if i were a review id still "review" a movie i didnt like.

ps: you saw all this deep "shows you the world through through the lense of a bahabahbah" for scott pilgrim but in book of Eli you complain that the book is just a book. How can u pick up the subtext in one but not the other!? The movie (BoE) was about the profound power of influence religion has on people and how depending whoes hands its in can facilitate great change for great good or evil. The book is just a mundain book because its the ideas and beliefs of a religion that are the true instrument of change; meaning the actual book, the religion tied to it, and the words inside are all superficial.
 

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Hubilub said:
He did not say that if you thought movies were ruined by modernization you're the worst kinda person. He just said that if you prefer 80s action shlock before more modern action you're the worst kind of person. I believe that what you consider to be him insulting people who dislike modern action, I consider to be him being very patronizing to people who prefer 80s action shlock, generalizing them as people stuck in an inferior past.
I think we may have listened to the review with entirely different senses of context. What I took away from that insult wasn't that he was taking the piss out of people who prefer that sort of entertainment, since even he admits that he's got a soft spot for it. I think he meant people that considered the genre ruined, post-90's. This doesn't speak to me as "hah, look at that backward hick trying to understand moving pictures" so much as the cinematic equivalent of "don't you hate those douchey hipsters that reply to every music-based question with 'their first album was better'?" Again, he does express his fondness for that specific genre.

I have to say, though, the picture that went along with it muddled the context with its "you inbred piece of trash" overtones to the point that I'm not certain I'm any more right than you are.

I've taken both of our perspectives into consideration, and I must say that I find your point of view to be less plausible. If your point of view is correct, then all he's saying is that The Expendables only caters to people who hate modern action films and want everything to return to action movies of the 80s. That means Bob thinks there aren't any other people in the world who would want to see an 80s-esque action film, which is where I think this argument falls apart.
I'm still having a pretty hard time imagining him take a shit on a generally well-liked (by me, as well) genre that he's endorsed within the very first line of the review. It seems to me that his problem with The Expendables was that it fell short of delivering on the benchmarks he'd expected from it, not its genre. In fact, I'd go so far as to say that he may have been offended by what a terrible homage it was, like he wanted it to be a good movie, but it turned out to be crap (by his standards) and now he's pissed off that a (subjectively speaking) bad movie is making serious bank.

But hey, I won't claim to know what his intentions were, or whether he's right or wrong. I'm just playing devil's advocate, here.

Come to think of it, I'm starting to believe he may have gone on several different tangents that he should have been more concise, in order to prevent them from all blending together into one big rant seemingly aimed at a single target.

On the other hand, he could simply be generalizing people who want more of the 80s in terms of action, exactly like he generalizes anyone who went to see The Expendables over Scott Pilgrim by calling them sheep.
I'm pretty sure he was using the two films as broad examples to illustrate a larger point, not as the focal points of his argument... but that's a bit of a nit-pick, innit?



That still shows him off as a hypocrite. He did after all say that we nerds need to stop looking down on people for not wanting to go see the films we consider more creative or better than the latest blockbuster.
I'm pretty sure he's mostly hung up on how bad that one particular movie was, though.

...my head is starting to hurt. Sleep deprivation is taking its toll. Sorry if the literacy and/or logic level(s) start to drop.

And what did he expect? It doesn't matter how creative Scott Pilgrim is, the people that are actually interested in the premise is in an incredibly small demographic. And what part of Scott Pilgrim's marketing made it look creative and interesting? I've seen trailers, and all it looks like to me is a movie with flashing lights trying to be a more lighthearted Tron.
You've absolutely got me there. I have no plausible alternative explanation. I could probably pull one out of my ass if I make another pot of coffee, though.

The last people that deserve hatred for this is the movie going public. Why should they be insulted because they:

1) Don't want to watch a movie that is not for them
Technically speaking, they shouldn't. I wouldn't consider the insult grievous by any means, though.

2) Don't have interest in a film that hasn't done enough to catch their attention.
I think you've already answered what I would've replied with.

3) Rather go with their gut feeling than listen to reviewers.
Oh, wait, I get it, these are rhetorical. Heh.

None of these options deserve the hatred and insults Movie Bob dishes out in this review.
It didn't feel all that targeted, though. Again, there's a lot of tangents that sort of became assimilated into the overall rant. Sort of like he alternates between ranting and critiquing with no real cues for us to tell what mode he's in.

Scott Pilgrim's failure won't mean that creative films will sell less. When did Scott Pilgrim market itself as "A creative movie"? It never did. It marketed itself as sort of an action movie for video game nerds with the obligatory teenage romance thrown in there, something that is VERY alienating for some people. The only thing that will happen now that it fails is that people will decide that making movies based on comic books that aren't incredibly well-known and that are targeted for demographics that aren't very large isn't a good move. And that's how it's supposed to work. If Movie Bob wants people to watch movies that aren't meant for them just so that Hollywood will make more films that aren't meant for them, he is asking people for a lot.

Besides, ranting about how the chances of creative movies being made are lowered feels kinda pointless when Inception did so well in box office and critically. And Inception wasn't alienating anyone, it was targeted to a very large audience. It proved that movies don't have to take so immense risks like Scott Pilgrim did just so they can be creative.
I'm currently firing on about two of six cylinders, so I'll just concede these points and move on. However, I don't think anybody expressly said that he had to like the trends that he's powerless to control.


And I have a final pointer I really should have brought up sooner: The Expendables has now helped prove that making R rated films isn't a risky business. That means that A LOT of films we might really want (like comic book films) don't have to pussy out on action or themes. Weren't it for films like The Expendables, Watchmen might not have been made with the same flair it had, if it would even be made at all. I think that's worth to be put into consideration.
I'll certainly give it credit for that, if you like.

His attitude is still pretty inexcusable to me. He did say nerds shouldn't lose their cool over the masses going to see a blockbuster instead of a film that doesn't interest them, yet here we have him flaming about.
And that's kinda why I even bothered to question the accusations, because, well, he's normally pretty consistent. Either he isn't, or we're missing something. I'm still undecided.

[sub]Sorry about the time it took to reply, you really forced me to think quite a bit there. I applaud your wit[/sub]
Quite alright, you've been both a scholar and a gentleman.
 

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Hubilub said:
And your definition of a sheep is moronic. So because I think a film premise sounds interesting I'm a blind slave of Hollywood? If that's what you consider a sheep, then every person who has every watched a movie because he thought it sounded interesting is a sheep.
If your definition of premise is the film's cast, then for the most part yeah, especially for this cast in particular. Interestingly, the premise may be about the plot and other aspects of the movie too :p

Also, note that I did say I don't mind the people who enjoyed it/think they're stupid, just saying that I think a lot of people got dragged into something they didn't enjoy by a long list of names.
 

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Spink said:
Hubilub said:
That whole bit about you enjoying the premise so much; you don't think when this movie was being pitched to the studio that maybe that was the major selling point? Cram a bunch of action film stars into a movie people will love that! They know their target audience and they went for it. By your comments I can see they nailed it in your case.
Of course that was the major selling point. How does that change anything?
 

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Hubilub said:
And I resent the claim that The Expendables is a message film with action.
You are quite obviously too invested in your defense of this movie. You resent? You are personally offended? I think that makes your opinions of the movie too deeply entrenched to be of any value to the discussion.

Don't get me wrong. I get that you're offended because you liked the movie, and Bob called you a sheep for liking it. However the truth is that he didn't call you a sheep for liking it. He called you a sheep for running to the theater to be next in line for the 'same' parade. You can like it all you want. You can like it with Green Eggs and Ham for all I care. The point is that you saw the movie for the same reason the majority of the other $35 million worth of other people saw it: It has big names and explosions.
 

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Well just watched the review and I'm very disappointed by Movie Bob's so called "review"... it was nothing but a shallow rant and to be honest I expected a much better review than this...

I've been reading here and there on the above comments and although there's some decent points along the way it seems like there 2 sides of people now trolling each other.

I'd say go watch the movie or read another review before doing so. I've went elsewhere to get an actual discussion about the good and the bad of this movie and to be honest I'll give it a shot just to see all the "excitement".
 

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Vrach said:
Hubilub said:
And your definition of a sheep is moronic. So because I think a film premise sounds interesting I'm a blind slave of Hollywood? If that's what you consider a sheep, then every person who has every watched a movie because he thought it sounded interesting is a sheep.
If your definition of premise is the film's cast, then for the most part yeah, especially for this cast in particular. Interestingly, the premise may be about the plot and other aspects of the movie too :p

Also, note that I did say I don't mind the people who enjoyed it/think they're stupid, just saying that I think a lot of people got dragged into something they didn't enjoy by a long list of names.
Well, since the plot practically is "Action stars team up to go kill shit", I'm pretty satisfied with my definition.
 

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The very second I saw the trailer I knew it was going to fail. All of those action stars being thrown into one movie was the most obvious cash-in ever, there is a possibility it could have been good but enough studios are cutting corners to return a profit that one could guarantee it was going to fail. Oh well..
 

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Hubilub said:
Spink said:
Hubilub said:
That whole bit about you enjoying the premise so much; you don't think when this movie was being pitched to the studio that maybe that was the major selling point? Cram a bunch of action film stars into a movie people will love that! They know their target audience and they went for it. By your comments I can see they nailed it in your case.
Of course that was the major selling point. How does that change anything?
That was directed towards your sheep comments. You aren't a blind a slave to hollywood, you're a willing follower. They made it appeal to a lot of people through clever psychology and by knowing how people react to movies like this. It's a movie that is in no way made to be anything special but just to bring in a nice profit. That's why some people get annoyed by it since at end of the idea it's really about nothing.
 

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Well, you and Spoony sound like an island of sensible, reasonable opinions in a sea of folks who forgive almost anything because of the combination of "star" power and '80s fakey throwback action.