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Hey.... In fairness to MIB III it was infinitely better than II. Ofcourse it couldn't beat the original... The rare exception to this rule being "The Dark Night".

OT: I probably won't go see it in theaters, as for the most part films I plan on seeing in theaters tend to have awesome special effects, ( unless it is a date) rom-coms and things of that nature I tend to wait for.

But I was hoping it would be good as I loved Richard Ayoade in IT crowd, and Jona Hill proved he could act in Moneyball (admittedly, you need to be a pretty shitty actor to screw up an Aaron Sorkin script)
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Oh Ben Stiller, have you ever been in anything good other than The Royal Tenenbaums?

Oh Vince Vaughn, have you ever been in anything good... ever?
he is in good movies? Mind=blown
 

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There's not a lot I can say to this other than.

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Too bad Richard Ayoade's not been in any good movies, I would love to see him be in something good he's a pretty funny guy.
 

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Easton Dark said:
liam_whinery said:
Zoolander= not good
Pish posh. Zoolander is a great movie. I like it a lot.

Ben Stiller does good movies sometimes. I liked the nights at the museum too.
Night at the Museum was a pretty good watch for my son and I, but Ben didn't make that movie. He was just "cast" in it. His natural smart'ish guy/loser persona worked out well for the scripted character. Didn't see part two so I have no opinion on it.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
Oh Ben Stiller, have you ever been in anything good other than The Royal Tenenbaums?
Yes. Keeping the Faith.

Let me get this straight... He liked "TED" but hated "the watch" -_-
I can see where you're coming from with this, but in all fairness, there's a mile of difference between Super Troopers and any given Adam Sandler movie. It's not about the content, it's about the delivery.

The only reason I can think of as to why Richard Ayoade is in this is because he owes a favour to Ben Stiller after Stiller helped get his directorial debut, Submarine, UK distribution
Networking, exposure, people using the leverage that others have to get more success? If it's his only in-road into "happening" in this country, so be it, I won't begrudge him, but I hate the fanboy attitude of "I don't know how he brain-farted his way into this" or "who has pictures of him kicking puppies because that's the only possible reason he could be doing this crap." The fact is, he did this movie to break into US-mainstream movies, and, to use a colloquialism: Don't hate the playa, hate the game.

EDIT: sorry, not directed at you, per se. In fact, you're basically saying what I'm getting at. But I'm almost feeling the 'outrage' of how could 'this guy' be in 'this crap' from a lot of places for Ayoade. People forget that Hollywood is a business, and the actors treat it that way.

When I first saw the trailers for The Watch, I was convinced it would suck, but beside that point I thought that it might be trying to hit that Shaun of the Dead note, where a group of under-achieving everymen face a truly threatening and extraordinary situation, and the ensuing comedy is derived from their unfocused and deadpan approach to escaping the danger while still clinging to aspects of their ordinary lives that gave them comfort and security.

(Which for me is a more entertaining and arguably realistic reaction to something like a zombie outbreak than anything I've ever seen Romero cough up, but that's just my opinion.)

The problem is Hollywood has a very dismal, patronizing and outright insulting idea of what the American "everyman" is, characterizing them as over-exaggerated caricature of people pulled out of sensationalized media. You don't feel any kind of relation to these men because they're the kind of people you read about in the papers and decry as some kind of nut-jobs.
This, by God, this, is one of the most thoughtful things I've read about movies of late. Thank you. I'm glad you pointed this out. It DOES look dismal, and it COULD be something as good as SOTD, but just that joke about "these things are hard to kill" is so awful. In SOTD, there was a thoughtful moment of "don't throw that record" while in this movie it's just "let's just shoot it again, because I'm sure it'll be funny at some point."
 

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Maybe I've missed the one reply where mention of it is made, but honestly... This looks like Hollywood attempting to slyly remake "Attack the Block" with about a third of the wit and actual motivation.

I'm pretty sure Executive Meddling is to blame for this, at least partially. Or maybe Vince Vaughn himself, seeing as his production company tends to back turd-fests.
 

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Gorumgol said:
Quicksilver_Phoenix said:
Hey, could someone please explain to me what that newspaper article Bob mentioned was?

I don't live in the US, so obviously don't understand what he's talking about.
Dipshit cop wannabe decides to protect neighborhood from scary black people, stalks and shoots dead a teenager who was coming home from the store.

EDIT: Forgot to mention - almost gets away with it due to insane Florida laws.
Ah, right. Thanks.

Yeah, I can see why that'd put the movie in a bad light...
 

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k-ossuburb said:
There's not a lot I can say to this other than.

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Too bad Richard Ayoade's not been in any good movies, I would love to see him be in something good he's a pretty funny guy.
It's nearly 2am here, and it's a credit to Graham Linehan (Writer of IT Crowd, along with Father Ted and Big Train), than he's managed to make a mere string of numbers enough to get an amused smile out of me, if not actually a full lol.

I agree tho, Ayoade deserves better, it's kind of strange how some people hit the top, like Pegg, and others get a faint glimmer then fade back into obscurity, in their travels across to the US.

I think for instance, Mark Heap is much funnier than Pegg, just choosing two from Spaced, yet, I understand that Pegg has a broader appeal, both in terms of looks and humour styles. I kind of already knew that Frost would probably get left behind, as 'token fat bloke' he can't take any lead roles, so Pegg's going to take those solo.
 

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I can't help but notice that while people may have mixed feelings about Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn, NOT ONE PERSON in this thread has had anything good to say about Jonah Hill.
 

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MovieBob said:
The Watch

MovieBob watches The Watch so you don't have to.

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So aside from Richard Ayoade this movie didn't work for you? Did you try turning it off and on again?

A shame, I was really hoping this would bring some more Moss to the states.
 

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A Ben Stiller movie that's NOT funny? HOLY SHIT! STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!

/sarcasm
 

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Richard Ayoade may have survived the Crunch, but even he, apparently, couldn't save this piece of crap. Seriously, the previews had enough chuckles, and I REALLY REALLY love Boosh/IT Crowd, that I had a slight hope. Thanks, in any event, for saving my money.
 

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saintdane05 said:
MovieBob said:
The Watch

MovieBob watches The Watch so you don't have to.

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... Was that a Nostalgia Critic joke?
He wasn't the one who came up with the phrase 'I do this so you don't have to'.

Anyway, I had no intention of going to see this movie anyway. I don't like Ben Stiller/Adam Sandler. (I always get those two confused) So unless the movie seems other wise interesting, I'm not interested.
 

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WoahDan said:
Didn't Richard Ayoade also make an indie film that no-one saw? Plus he was in the hit and miss Mighty Boosh. If he wasn't enough to save this film it must have been very bad.
He was also in the brilliant Garth Marenghi's Dark Place:

 

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Daveman said:
Damn it America! Hands off Ayoade, you clearly don't know what you're doing! Next thing you know you'll be remaking the Inbetweeners with Will played by somebody tall, Neil played by some sort of Hippy, Jay by some chubby chap and Simon by somebody who doesn't even have a quiff...


Oh.....dear....God. I threw up a little. Fucking atrocious.
 

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Blunderboy said:
shinsei-J said:
Darkplace is so good, loved that show so god damn much.
<spoiler=Richard>http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljsw78R9yg1qeqf0ao1_1280.jpgGood to know that movie's crap because my friends wanted to see it and I was guessing it was going to be bollocks anyway.
I know.
I'm going to have to watch that again this weekend :D
Agreed, it's been too long since I sat down with Darkplace!
 

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Fasckira said:
WoahDan said:
Didn't Richard Ayoade also make an indie film that no-one saw? Plus he was in the hit and miss Mighty Boosh. If he wasn't enough to save this film it must have been very bad.
He was also in the brilliant Garth Marenghi's Dark Place:

Awesome clip, yes this show was AWESOME. One of the best things ever. And yes, Ayoade is deliberately acting badly there, he's meant to be Dean Learner, Garth Marenghi's agent playing a part in Dark Place terriby. It's great, find all 6 episodes.

It's also worth tracking down Man to Man with Dean Learner, a spoof chatshow hosted by the same character, which also ran for 6 episodes.