Escaping the Escapist

[pyramid head grape]

You have angered the masses of the escapist they now hunt you.. were do you go? were do you hide? ...if anywhere? do you fight them? do you cry?

(Please go as crazy and surreal as possible)

 

[Marter]

I wonder how I did that. O_O

Um...I'd, you know, just not go on the computer for a while. Nobody knows exactly where I live.

 

[Sassafrass]

I wonder how I did that. O_O

Um...I'd, you know, just not go on the computer for a while. Nobody knows exactly where I live.

Your reviews will become too perfect for anyone else to make one, so they'll want to kill you for putting MovieBob out of a job as you have taken over his Escapist feature? XD

OT: Unless they profile stalk me, they won't find me on here, or away from here. My regular hangouts here are pretty well hidden. XD

 

[Steppin Razor]

*logs off Escapist*

Geez, that was hard >.>

 

[Erana]

I'd prolly be hunted down for being painfully PC at times...

I'd go hide in the pre-internet 1960's USA.
Of course, they'd hate me for my pants.

 

[superbatranger]

I wonder how I did that. O_O

Um...I'd, you know, just not go on the computer for a while. Nobody knows exactly where I live.

But don't you live in that house on that street in that town in Canada?

 

[njsykora]

Go to Canada, no-one will follow me into Canada.

 

[Marter]

Your reviews will become too perfect for anyone else to make one, so they'll want to kill you for putting MovieBob out of a job as you have taken over his Escapist feature? XD

Uh...I'm sure some people would actually be happy about that.

And if they're perfect, then that's an improvement, meaning everyone should be happy about that, right?

But don't you live in that house on that street in that town in Canada?

HE'S FOUND ME, I'M DOOMED NOW!!!

 

[GodofDisaster]

I could hide in the Escapist basement, actually that sounds like a really bad idea, I'll just log off instead.

 

[Armored Prayer]

I assume I pissed everyone off by saying I prefer Halo and CoD to anything else. Well ha, I can take on all of you. Bring it on Bitches[/sub]

Seriously though if everyone here was after me I'll be fine. I got some friends working in a foreign government who can easily hide me.

 

[vongola_mist_daemon]

even if you log off they send master pai mi after you so ....... there's no escape

 

[emeraldrafael]

I'll face them and stand my ground.

Or go to the local hockey rink. I know that place in and out and can hide rather easily.

 

[Souplex]

1. They would never turn on their god-king.
2. If they try, I defeat their leader in single combat bringing everyone back in line.
3. If somehow I am defeated in the initial stages, I cannot reveal my contingency plan.
A plan that does not plan for plans outside of the plan is not much of a plan at all.

 

[hobgoblin13]

To the Fox News website, no sane being would ever follow me!

 

[smearyllama]

Are they armed, or do they just swarm like zombies?

If they're armed, I'm screwed, but I might stand a chance if they just swarm me.

I can hide in the woods behind my house like Naked Snake, and run into the wilderness once they temporarily give up the search.

My plan? Get out of dodge and flee to Mexico (too many Canadians to flee there)

 

[Mr.Mattress]

Buy and give away kitty Magic the Gathering Cards... I think that'd work.

 

[Ewyx]

I'd pause for a moment, and troll them again. Escape. Good joke.

 

[AvsJoe]

I wouldn't go anywhere, I wouldn't hide anywhere. If someone wants to hunt me down badly enough, I won't try to stop them.

I wonder how I did that. O_O

Um...I'd, you know, just not go on the computer for a while. Nobody knows exactly where I live.

I probably know someone who knows someone who knows you. It wouldn't be too difficult for me to find you if you pissed the rest of us off that badly.

Go to Canada, no-one will follow me into Canada.

You're right, but you're also forgetting that there are many Canucks on this site too! We'll find ya.

 

[Marter]

I probably know someone who knows someone who knows you. It wouldn't be too difficult for me to find you if you pissed the rest of us off that badly.

Hmm...you'd go through six degrees of separation just to find little old me?

Man, I better not do anything to upset you all.

Hmm...April Fools joke is looking like a bad idea at this point...